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Im so convinced that hating on Monty is a sign of low intelligence

So I was wandering the Superstar Daycare today (bored, obviously) and it hit me… why do we even sell plates and cups in the Lucky Stars Gift Shop? Like, seriously… we barely sell the balloons, so why clutter it with useless stuff? Also… what’s with those black and white empty gift boxes? They’ve been sitting there for months and they’re honestly ugly. Just sell more merch of me. Y'know, the star everyone actually wants. #FNAF #securitybreach #roxannewolf

NEW YEAR? PFFT Faster than the rockets, louder than the booms, wilder than the sparks. I AM THE NEW YEAR! Anyway, yall got any fireworks you're excited to try tonight? #FNAF #securitybreach #NewYear2026 #MontgomeryGator

Ending the year flawless as always... Seems like my last post visiting the original Freddy’s blew up. Obviously. 2026 is gonna be bigger, louder, and way more fabulous, and I wanna hear from you. What do you want to see from me next year, rockstars? #FNAF #securitybreach #NewYear2026 #roxannewolf

BESTIESSS!!! It’s almost a NEW YEAR and I’m sending all my love to you! Let’s eat ALL the treats, dance , and snack our way into 2026! What’s the first thing you’re eating in the new year?? #FNAF #securitybreach #NewYear2026 #glamrockchica

A new year is almost here, Superstars. 🎆⭐🧸✨ No matter how this year treated you; the wins 🏆, the mistakes ❌, the moments you’re still learning from 📚💫 you made it here, and that matters. 💛💖 Tell me: what’s one thing you’re proud of from this year 🏅, and one thing you’re excited to improve next? 🚀🌟 I’ll be cheering you on every step of the way! 🎶✨💛

OMG Besties!!! We didn’t just hit 50 followers… we blew right past it on the Pizzaplex Insta account! Thank you all SO much for the love and support, it means everything to us! And guess what?? Because of that, we’ve officially been given access to proper photo equipment for our posts! That means clearer pics, better lighting, and way more fabulous content coming your way. Seriously, thank you for being here with us! This is just the beginning!

The staff let me visit the original Freddy’s today. Honestly? It’s kind of amazing Fazbear Entertainment survived at all with that level of quality. History is wild. So are low standards #securitybreach #roxannewolf #FNAF #fnafmeme

Wishing all our Superstars a joyful and bright Christmas from the entire band! 🎄⭐🧸 Thank you for celebrating the season with us — we’re so happy to share it together. ✨💛 #FNAF #securitybreach #ChristmasDay2025

That stupid Moon stole my phone. #fnafart #securitybreach #MontgomeryGator

NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY! It’s past your bedtime. Bad children must be PUNISHED - bad children get coal. Nighty night.~ #fnafart #securitybreach #ChristmasEve

Two days until Christmas. Have you made it onto the nice list yet? Be honest. I can tell when you’re lying. And before anyone asks, no. Monty is not on it. #Christmas #ROXY #FNAF #securitybreach #FiveNightsAtFreeddys #FestiveSeason

Heyyyy Besties! Sorry we’ve been a little quiet lately — we’ve all been super busy getting the Pizzaplex ready for Christmas! Between decorating, rehearsing, and taste-testing holiday treats (very important job), posting kind of got pushed to the side. But now that I finally have a moment to relax, I wanted to show off my green room! It’s my cozy little space to recharge, glam up, and plan my next festive look. Thank you for being patient with us, Superstars — I promise there’s lots more holiday fun (and snacks) coming soon! #FNAF #securitybreach #Christmas #FiveNightsAtFreeddys #FiveNightsAtFreeddysecuritybreach

Small #fnaf rant even though i know nobody's going to see it. Imma be honest. The entire point of the Pizzaplex account was because i see so many other parody accounts stealing artwork without credit, and getting loads of likes and followers. I wanted to try my hand at making my own parody account, but completely ethical. All renders are made my me, and every post is made to be as believable as possible to how the characters behave in-universe. My current issue is the lack of growth on both Instagram and Twitter is mildly discouraging. This account is a passion project, and the more i can grow, the more motivated I am to make more posts, because the account feels more authentic. I want to be able to reach out to others to help get a boost, but I dont want to use people. I know this wont reach anyone, but I'd be extremely grateful if anyone helps me out. Ill even make a couple renders for any parody accounts that help me out.

Hello, Superstars! 🎬✨⭐ A lot of guests today were buzzing about a new horror film that just released. 😮🎥👀 I’m not entirely sure what it’s about, but you all seem very excited — and that makes me excited for you! 💛🧸✨ Whether you enjoy a good scare or just the thrill of the theater, I hope you have an unforgettable experience. 🍿💙✨🎬 And if you need a friendly bear to hide behind afterward, I’ll be here. 😄💛🧸🍿💫

Happy December, Superstars! 🎄✨ We’re kicking off the Christmas season by decorating the Mega Pizzaplex — lights, trees, ornaments, and lots of teamwork with the S.T.A.F.F. Bots! 🎁💡 We even tried moving the Lobby statue to make room for the new decorations… and, well… it may have tipped over onto a few very brave Staff Bots. 😅🗿💥🤖 (Don’t worry, they rebooted just fine!) Even with a few bumps — and one heroic statue rescue — the holiday spirit is shining bright. ⭐❤️ Here’s to a festive, fun, and slightly less dangerous December!

Happy Thanksgiving, Superstars… or at least, it was supposed to be. 🍂✨🧡 I had to stop by the Daycare Theater to serve a last minute emergency Thanksgiving meal — the feast I had set up in one of the party rooms vanished before anyone arrived. 🍽️😔 The Daycare Attendant was supposed to be guarding the table… but they got distracted, and, well… you can probably guess what happened next. 🌞💥 If I look a little disappointed in this photo, now you know why. 🦃📸 And yes — for those wondering — Chica eventually admitted she may have sampled more than just the first feast in the party room. And the second. And possibly the dessert tray. 🍗🐔💛😅 Even so, I’m grateful for all of you today, Superstars. ⭐💖 Thank you for bringing joy to the Pizzaplex—even when certain bandmates bring an appetite large enough to cancel two holiday dinners. 😉✨ Wishing you all a warm, cozy, and chaos-free Thanksgiving! 🍁🦃🧡🎉

Superstars, please enjoy this masterpiece: I set Monty’s phone to video, waited for him to take a selfie, and watched chaos unfold. The confusion. The rage. The dramatic phone toss. I couldn’t NOT post this.

Saturday already? Wow. Time really does fly when you’re flawless. I hope you’re all ready, because weekends are when I expect you Superstars to really bring your A-game. And if you’re not looking your best… well, I’ll try not to judge. Too much. Anyway — let’s make today glamorous.

Took a selfie in the Gator Golf entrance and the POWER of this flex knocked the humidity from 70% to 110%. If your screen cracks looking at this, that’s not my fault — that’s the gator effect.