Fossil fuel enthusiast

If we get rid of all the immigrants who’s gonna bring me my chipotle by bicycle in a snow storm (no tip)

Taking a hoagie to the woodshed rn

Jarvis- search Jim Lahey career highlights

When your boy gets a dog:

Bumping 2017 little uzinheim verticulum ,nephs

God forbid I dump gutch at the turn #chiliANDcheese

Me tink me gwan take me own life

Wah gwaan brudda every ting gwan be iiirie

If u watch anime u r gay

Love when I’m on a walk and thick shit is camped in front of me the whole way

I can’t fuck wit u if u always got a AirPod in. Tf u listening to gay noise radio?

If someone’s gotta die in a foreign land for Israel it’s gonna be me

I don’t want to be able to afford a house I want Israel to have a third of my paycheck instead

Chinese Uncle Core getting the better of me

Just got sent an unsolicited nude from my slam piece but all I want is hoagie

As a woman if your weight is 3 digits u should stop breathing

The world would be a better place without me in it

Hoagie timeeeeee

Notre dame would have won by 40

Feering very Chinese today. Might have to pray some baccarat

All I want is a extra fluffy golden retriever. Or a .45 to put in my mouth