Mr Spaceman

@megynkelly Coulddddddddd you both shut up?

Poor Micro, trying to slut shame me, a happily married woman for nearly two decades. Teeny tiny men with micro manhoods often resort to misogynistic attacks. It’s okay Micro! I’m sure your disability makes it really tough to look at more successful women!

@Rainmaker1973 I always knew MJ was secretly millions of ants

When a young Michael Jackson and Muhammad Ali met in 1977

@earthcurated "THEY CALLED ME MAD! THEY SAID IT COULD NEVER BE DONE! AND I SAY AS A RESPONSE 'BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY SKY WEASEL!'"

In an extraordinary real-life moment, photographer Martin Le-May captured a weasel clinging to the back of a green woodpecker mid-flight.

@DailyLoud The hair is also crazy work... In full sincerity I don't understand how this "works" if it's real. How do you sit in a car? How do you sleep? How do you shit?

Craziest BBL ever spotted in mall 👀

"Sleep in Saturdays" are the best

@realpeteyb123 Zombo.com

Democrats suck Republicans suck. What’s the solution?

@marcthiessen The worst part is no, but he's gonna make it look tacky af

Yes I’m sure he plans to leave it that way

@PopBase Memes and jokes aside, what do you even do with 12 tons of KitKats? Like...logistically?

A 12-ton shipment of KitKat bars has been stolen, with the company warning of a possible shortage: “We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”

@notcomplex_ R-values no higher than ~.3 lmao

A study found a negative relationship between belief in a growth mindset and cognitive training gains. Ironically, people who believed intelligence is more fixed grew the fastest.

@Rainmaker1973 Yes

If the Universe is expanding, What is it expanding Into?

@JDVance I would not want to be this dude. Fully slumming it with a base he most likely despises and it's not even gonna pay off for him.

Ending the fraud industrial complex is about putting the interests of American citizens first.

A 41-year-old man has been arrested in California after showing up to court for a car theft case driving another stolen vehicle

@nocontextmemes XZIBIT meme: yo dawg we heard you like America

@nypost Without reading the article, and just... knowing the Moon, I'll bet ya it's a rock

Mystery solved? NASA identifies party hat-shaped object that perplexed experts trib.al/Kqu9e2s

@TheCinesthetic This show is Mike Flanagan's magnum opus.

Midnight Mass (2021) doesn’t get talked about enough, Mike Flanagan tapping straight into that Stephen King lane, small town, faith, slow creeping dread, and then letting it spiral into something that just takes over by the end.

Without googling, how does Roller derby work?

People talk about people running rampant with conspiracies these days in a more fervent matter than perhaps they used to. But with NASA's return to the moon I'm reminded that critical reasoning has been devastatingly low for ...a while.

@BladeoftheS Big ole bag of yikes there Stace

@9mmballpoint I think they tell a consistent story with a consistent vision. I just think that the story and vision are executed in a pretty boring/dumb way.

I genuinely did not realize how many people out there think the Star Wars prequels were good, and get really angry when you point out the flaws that everyone over age 12 noticed when they first came out. Wtf is happening lol

@atensnut I only just now learned this broad (lol) is 83. So a lot is clicking for me now...

America was founded by 100 per cent White Europeans. It was 75 - 90% White for 200 years. That’s who built America. 🇺🇸 Flooding this nation with THIRD WORLD TRASH who are too dumb to fix their own country is what’s destroying America!