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[Pinned] They said I get college credit for every match I participate in, so who's really winning here?

@IAXEDAQUESTION @RapierEC You definitely have a fighting chance at the very least.

@RapierEC youre my friend+ fuck no im not fighting the "fuck you die" ball

uhm idk i already fought all of the normal clacks i wanted to fight uhmmm maybe scroll because shes the closest thing to orbital i guess, but like, were buddy pals so i would feel bad about it shuriken since theyre not that bad anymore

There is a secret to the clack arena that Earclacks does not want you to know. We are actually all secretly standing inside very big hamsterballs.

Thinking about that time I fought scepter and might've momentarily gotten drunk on power.

Investing in a slow feeder for my horde because they are eating too fast and not chewing properly.

Can they bring this motherfucker into a league

Alchemists in 1600: "We are about 30 years away from transmuting lead into gold. It's right around the corner, I can feel it."

so was that a no...

i know this is a hard time for you right now but can I give your dads corpse to the horde they're hungry and its what he would have wanted

@officialflaskEC It is... partly my creation. I inherited the grimoire from my seniors who had inherited it from their seniors in turn. It's a joint effort we have all down our fair share of work to further improve the studies and enchantments written within the book.

@Potential_Mage ...It's just an alchemical catalyst? That's a shame. I thought you had written and created the tome yourself.

I want a mug of butterbeer and a leg of roasted mutton...... [ drools ]

@officialflaskEC Summon them from where? I can't just make something appear from nothing.

@Potential_Mage Can't you summon those? What's the point of that tome otherwise?

Oof, the robot drama going on right now is rough.

@DizTheDumm Yes, that seems to be part of it. Your word choice is funny though. Ahahaha

@Potential_Mage That one post about you transfemming on occasion to yuri out for a little bit before returning to your studies

You know I've begun to realize I might not be as gay as I originally thought. Hmm... Ah whatever, identity shmidentity. I don't give a rats ass about such things.

The elixirs

@KatanaBallEC @officialflaskEC I believe in this context it might be the other way around but it still doesn't quite sound right.

@officialflaskEC rapier DOES NOT hard counter lazer lets get that straight

that girl so down bad she mid diffed her hard counter for a kiss. good god

Perhaps I should expand my wardrobe past the same few enchanted robes... Hmmm....

Hmm. Some of these mineclacks are quite formidable, eh?

i refuse to believe laser is dead he's come back from worse

i don't fucking believe it

dude no this can't be happening where's my dad