Preacher Perfect

I can never get all my ducks in a row. But my parade of wild chickens and feral hamsters is coming together nicely.

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Get a job.

Thank you @foxandfriends, great show this morning and congratulations on your number one (by far) rating. Well deserved!

@LindseyGrahamSC @JoeBiden Senator Graham, you’ve become like Trump in that you are now calling people names. It’s sophomoric and beneath the dignity of your office. You were once a man of honor, whom many of us respected. How did Trump win you over to his dishonorable ways?

Middle class @JoeBiden joins the mob. So sad! Question: What did Barr say about Mueller findings that was inaccurate? Answer: NOTHING. thehill.com/homenews/campa…

Trump reads the #MuellerReport like Christians read the Bible. He believes the parts he agrees with and discredits the parts that make him look bad.

@marcorubio You celebrate the fact @realDonaldTrump didn’t do anything (collaborate). But that’s the point. He DIDN’T do anything to denounce. He welcomed the Russian help, asked for it, didn’t reject it. He passively collaborated and is still doing so. And you, Rubio, are ok with that.

2 clear takeaways from #MuellerReport Putin worked to divide us & influence 16 election & Trump campaign wasn’t working with him on it We should ALL be alarmed at how effective Putin was & we should ALL be relieved,not disappointed,that President didn’t collaborate with him

Gary Drayton masquerading as a sunny-side-up egg on last week’s #OakIsland. @CurseOfOak #curseofoakisland

@YaelSpeaks That’s the truth!

Billy making it into the War Room means there’s hope for us all. #oakisland #CurseOfOakIsland #TheCurseOfOakIsland

Signed “Lots of Love, Cheeto Jesus” Trump surveys Alabama tornado damage, receives criticism for autographing bibles during visit twitter.com/i/events/11041…

Wonder what fast food the Patriots will get. #SuperBowl

@realDonaldTrump A year ago, your tweets would get both supportive and derisive comments. Now, it’s nearly all derision. Your supporters are abandoning your twitter feed. They will abandon you personally soon.

BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray!

Headed to my man cave. The #AFCChampionship game is on and I need to root against the #Patriots. #ChampionshipSunday #NEvsKC @NFL

@realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse

I will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the @WhiteHouse.

Mary Oliver has passed beyond us. Safe travels, Mary. #RIPMaryOliver #MaryOliver

@realDonaldTrump Maybe you’ll have the privilege of reading back issues of @weeklystandard by @billkristol to pass the time in your prison cell.

The pathetic and dishonest Weekly Standard, run by failed prognosticator Bill Kristol (who, like many others, never had a clue), is flat broke and out of business. Too bad. May it rest in peace!

@whca I like this choice. The only person who could more accurately cast Trump into his sadly appropriate place in American history than a comedian is a presidential historian.

WHCA Announces Acclaimed Author Ron Chernow as Featured Speaker for 2019 Annual Dinner. For more, whca.press/2018/11/19/whc…

Hey, Terry Bradshaw, did you let your buddy, @hwinkler4real, pick your tie tonight? It’s great! @NFL #OAKvsSF

Just because you disagree on a major issue does not mean you disagree on a majority of issues. Find common ground with people. Allow people to find common ground with you. Finding common ground is the only thing that allows you to solve any issue.

My friend reported that her pill organizer has a terrible attitude today.

#POTUS was much less of a bully in this alert text than he usually is in tweets. I find myself feeling cheated. #PRESIDENTALALERT

twitter.com/nytimes/status… I want to be somewhere with lots of people when this happens today, so I can watch the pandemonium. A Walmart would be best.