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Saw him here in Asaba two days ago. This man will make a fantastic president.

@TheIgnited_one @Pamilerin This tweet gan 😂😂😂😂

First day of Strait of Hormuz closure, petrol from N850 to N1400 2 weeks after it opened, petrol from N1400 to N1,260 🚶🚶

@ThePChris Dem say na Point one for Aye 😂

If you belong to a denomination where your point man cannot be wrong and you can't ask questions. You're in a cult!

Haaland is 25 years Old but stands inside the box for most of the game. He doesn't get criticised. But when it's 41 years old Ronaldo, they expect him to support Mendes in left back and Vitinha in midfield. Terrible people!

@Opeyemi_A_N I could come get you tho🙂

So Cute 🤣

@mxmuuuu I could come get you tho🙂

Me to my gyalssss this year in sha Allahhhhh🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😍😍😍

Nobody bribes to serve!

“If this guy doesn’t make it as a pro footballer , he can be a freestyler” 17 years later he’s the GOAT now

Gen Alpha and Beta will kill organized religion in Africa. Because it will be useless to them. Our religious leaders have disgraced & embarrassed us enough. End.

The first time I clocked him was when he said he drank tea with God. 😂 I wan crase. I wanted to make sense of it, e no enter. Tea, as how? What kind of tea? 😂 Does God like His tea with or without sugar? Is He also a cultist that dips bread in tea? Daddy G. O, Agba Yahoo.

The flooding we are witnessing across Lagos is yet another reminder that waste management, stormwater drainage, and urban planning are inseparable. You cannot neglect one and expect the others to function effectively. For over two decades, Lagosians have endured devastating floods while the APC government has offered little beyond excuses and reactive interventions. Despite repeated promises, the city continues to flood year after year, with no comprehensive drainage strategy or innovative approach to building a climate-resilient Lagos. Sadly, poorly regulated sand filling, unchecked development, the destruction of wetlands, and weak urban planning have displaced several vulnerable communities and exposed millions of residents to damaged homes, ruined vehicles, lost businesses, and reduced productivity. Annoyingly, ordinary Lagosians continue to bear the cost of government failure. Lagos deserves more than “continuity,” from a group of kleptocrats with fancy resume: It deserves leadership with the vision, competence, and political will to implement proactive, innovative, and sustainable solutions that make our city safer, more resilient, and more livable for everyone. #Ourlagos

Imagine this 600million scandal was about someone close to Peter Obi. Every newspaper and media in the country would have made it their key headline. Look at all of them avoiding the story like a dangerous plague. Free media my sorry black ass

@jonatex4u @HRH_Ujuaku Two retards,he'll still be on the ballot

@HRH_Ujuaku Aswear 🤣🤣

Will my former governor leave the NDC now that there’s a court case against his new party? According to him, that was the same reason he left the ADC. dailytrust.com/breaking-court…

@SadiqMaunde Nike

Gun to your president’s head, name a car brand.

What Truly Should Be Our Priority Now as Leaders of a Nation? This question has become necessary, given where we are today as a nation and where we are supposed to be. While completing my INEC nomination form yesterday, Section E, Question 1 caught my attention. It asks: “Have you ever been adjudged a lunatic or been declared a person of unsound mind?” The answer is either Yes or No. That question got me thinking: Can we, as the political leaders of today’s Nigeria, truly say we are exhibiting the characteristics of a sound mind? When Nigerians, including children and security personnel, are being abducted into the bushes, citizens cannot travel safely on our highways, several million Nigerians are uncertain where their next meal will come from, and several billions are being siphoned frivolously through non-existent agencies and projects, should politics really be our primary preoccupation? A sound-minded leadership would have declared these existential challenges a national emergency and immediately mobilised all relevant institutions, security agencies, experts, community leaders, and other critical stakeholders to confront them with urgency and resolve. At a moment like this, the survival, security, and stability of Nigeria must take precedence over every other consideration. This is a time for decisive action, not political calculation or the pursuit of partisan advantage. Further in the same Section E, Question 6, was: “Have you ever presented a forged certificate to INEC?” Again, the answer is either Yes or No. This raises another important question: Why shouldn’t INEC, in the interest of ensuring that our leaders are exemplary in following the rules and to strengthen public confidence in our electoral process, publish the academic certificates and credentials submitted by every candidate seeking elective office? Transparency strengthens democracy and builds public trust. Nigeria’s problems are too serious for politics as usual. It is time for leadership defined by competence, character, capacity, compassion, and commitment to service. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@OkeaforEmmanue1 @Sistaliano No mind the mumu

@Sistaliano You too de lie

My neighbour wey don abuse the First Lady tire because of akara and kulikuli grant don suddenly become grant ambassador. 🤣🤣 She come meet me ask how she fit collect the ₦50,000 grant. I ask am, "Aunty, wetin change?" The woman say her husband don drag her well well. Him ask why for over 2 years she never dey do anything meaningful, instead of finding way to benefit from the grant, na to dey abuse the person wey bring am she carry head put. 😂😂 I tell am make she no worry, say I go find out the process for her. Since then, she don come ask me for feedback three different times. 😭😭 And guess wetin? I no go connect am. 😭😂 Make she continue dey abuse from afar while others dey collect alert. No be every opportunity dem dey use do opposition. 🤣💀🍿

@Sistaliano This didn't happen btw

Buhari borrowed $1 billion loan to fund the rehabilitation of Port Harcourt Refinery. That loan was backed by a pledge of 67,000 barrels of crude oil per day & repayment started in 2024, with maturity in June 2029. What this means is that we are using crude oil to repay loan for a non-functional refinery till 2029. - Where’s Buhari today? - Where’s Port Harcourt refinery?

A gentleman says he paid millions to be appointed to lead a government agency. Then he was asked to send 48% of the agency's takeoff grant to a top politician/civil servant. This is why you should not waste time on budget announcements; always focus on implementation reports. Nigeria does not have a revenue problem; Nigeria has a spending problem

@Polymarket Imagine my shock

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