I Am Daniel

I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK". I didn't bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare``` !!!... Behold, *I WALKED*😂🤣🤣😂

Alafu my brother!!😲😲🤔🤔 Imagine having sex 🍆💦🍑with your teacher and asking; " May I cum In madam? " 🙆🏽‍♀😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂

You think ignoring me will hurt me? I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can you go naked in front of yourself especially when you are not around

DAT embarrassing moment wen u r staring at a beautiful lady & ended up stepping on shit by d road side. Just die😁 Still stunning

Facebook and WhatsApp is for us Who are childish 😁 If you think you are mature Go to Bluetooth and gallery😊😊 still stunning

Nowadays guys, Hmmmm. It’s raining and you are still telling someone’s daughter to enter your room. Are you Noah? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 👨🏾‍⚕️

A boda boda man after a busy working day🥶🥶🥶 Doing analysis

Everywhere is slippery I nearly fall into someone relationship 🤦🤦🤦

When your crush finaly texts u. Crush: are u good? You: yes especially in bed 😂😂😂😂😂

After the pastor said lets share the grace😋 _sister grac _shouted_..... _Pastor😎_.... !!!!! God punish you, How can the whole church share me 🤥? Even last night🙄 I couldn't handle you😣 alone and you want the whole church🤠 to share me.* 🤔The pastor fainted

When u think he is done fucking you, then boom he says "stand up and do like your fetching water" 🤣😂that's when you will understand why the Bible advised you to flee from fornication 😂🤣😂 Still stunning.... @ProKarma

Ugly girls wil do whatever u ask of them until it's time for abortion..then u will do whatever they ask of u😂😂😂 Still stunning.....256Goat

Having sex with a deaf and dumb girl can be so stressful 😪 instead of her to moan when cuming she'll be like ebe, ebeeebebebee ebebe 😹😹😹🏃🏽💔 Still stunning.... I remain your boy 256 goat😂🤣🤣

Qns: What's worst than heart break? Me: Finding numerous bugs in a code

@SsendiH 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣ikr U be like my head is aching but paining from the stomach

@ProKarma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I remember small small headaches could take me home automatically 🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼

7yr old me going to school because my mom didn't believe the story about heart attack in my kidney🤣😂🤣🤬🤬🤬

The correct spelling is SCHOOL not SCHOOL, you put the first "O" before the Second "O" 😎😎😎 Am i loud

When you give the tourists wrong directions as a prank and after a few days u see them being announced on TV as missing😰😰

Today I covered the mirror So that I do not go through it again 😒😒😒😒😒 Am tired of goin past my bed 🥴🥴🥴I hate nonsense