Blue Crewmate

This case requires my immediate attention! ...Blue Crewmate joins #ParodyTwitter ! [PINNED POST]

I got lazy to do an introductory post when I rebranded the account. Oops - Waves Hi I’m the FISH HERACLES of parodytwt. - I made this when I was really bored. Don’t expect any seriousness! - DONT BE SCARED TO INTERACT. I’ll just be goofy. Also ANY fandom Parody twt can int!

For some reason I cant find any blue ship truly enjoyable. theyre like an unobtainable object that nobody on the crew can truly have

Among us show spoilers!! #amongus #amongusshow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HOLY SHITTTTTT

You are SO hot. swooonn....

If you ever find yourself struggling to adjust with the crew, with anything really, my door is always open. Mental health is just as much my concern as physical health. Perhaps more so.

Erm excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my MedBay?

What does that mean??? Do you want me to navigate through the gay vents or something?? Catch rainbow gremlins?? ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT ME SO YOU CAN STEAL MY BRAIN TO USE IT'S FIBERS AS A PAINT??

Just looked up when crossing the street rn and my neurons activated

Hello there, Green. How are you feeling today?

@SkeldCafeteria I’d genuinely like to, Brown, but I’m afraid the aprons have all been flagged for decontamination. They’re in the isolator unit at the moment.

Collect our wierd aprons...

Ah, hello to you too. How are you holding up today?

blue is actually so hot I love them so bad 🤤

@brownsbestie 1/8 pizzas found…

Collect my pizzas

#amongus some blue doodles while i'm rate limited on my blue parody

I’m genuinely flattered by the comparison, truly. Though I would perhaps describe myself as simply… quirky.

We are white Crewmate We carry the Skeld We fight for the Ore-Plus We honor their name

OKAY HI GUYS HAPPY 300 FOLLOWERS HERES. UH. IDK HERES A BLUE YAY MIGHT DO DRAWING REQUESTS IF YOU GUYS....WANT......

@OrangeFromHR I have to be honest: I’m a little concerned. Would you come by MedBay for a full body scan?

@ProQualityDoc Well you can check me up if you want hot doc

@THEBESTC4PTAIN @username592483 @brownsbestie if I have 3 votes, and knowing the others, Mira says votes decide so : Mariage is now approved in the Skeld