Professor Tubelight

We sent scientists to Mars, built UPI, produced IIT toppers… and THIS man is out here eating cow dung with roti for 10k views.

@Vtxt21 He said “no AC, just onion” and somewhere a ₹2 lakh AC quietly questioned its own existence. From palace to Parliament, the ACs are working overtime… but the onion is apparently the official cooling policy now 🧅🔥

Union Minister Jyotiraditya Scindia : “I don’t use AC in my car, I don’t sit in an air-conditioned environment, and I just carry an onion to beat the heat in summer.” He lives in Jai Vilas Palace in Gwalior, which has more than 400 rooms, where hundreds of air conditioners are installed. He owns multiple luxury cars, all equipped with high-end air conditioning. His government office in Delhi is also fully air-conditioned. This is nothing but mocking poor people who cannot afford air conditioners in their homes. Instead of working to improve their economic conditions so they too can afford such comforts, he is misleading and fooling poor people 🤡

@stats_feed So what to do with this information now?

Millennials (1981-1996) are now between 30 and 45 years old.

Meta spent months negotiating a $2B deal. Manus moved to Singapore. Raised VC money. Did everything right.China said: "Cute. Sit down."The founders couldn't leave the country. Let that sink in. Silicon Valley thought it was buying an AI startup. It was actually buying a lesson in geopolitics. 💀

China has blocked Meta's $2 billion purchase of AI firm Manus.

@IndianTechGuide from 300 instgaram followers? Dont sh#t talk. People should unfollow you for such nonsense actually

🚨 Vrutika Patel, an 'AI'-generated influencer, has over 1 lakh followers and earns ₹119,700 monthly from 300 subscribers on Instagram.

@gargiMu48960835 Who are you to define a true hindu?

A true Hindu can never support BJP because BJP uses religion to its advantage.

@bsdhanoa Everyone knows how he knows

How does he know?

BREAKING || UAE Asks Pakistan to return $3.5 Billion UAE to Pakistan: Time to pay up now!

BREAKING || UAE Asks Pakistan to return $3.5 Billion UAE to Pakistan: Time to pay up now

@MeghUpdates If BJP underperforms, this sound bite will be replayed endlessly. If they win, it becomes legend. High-risk, high-reward rhetoric — very on-brand.

🚨 BIG STATEMENT PM Modi: “This is my LAST RALLY in this election. Wherever I went in West Bengal, I saw the public mood.” “I am returning with CONFIDENCE that after May 4 results, I will come back for BJP’s OATH-TAKING ceremony.”

@narendramodi I dont think so

In this election, TMC leaders have not uttered Maa, Mati, Manush even once. They came to power with this slogan, but have forgotten it altogether.

PM Modi flips Netaji's iconic call — "Give me blood, I'll give you freedom" — asking Matua belt voters in Thakurnagar for votes in exchange for azadi from TMC's "maha jungle raj." 🗳️ #WestBengalPolls #NarendraModi #Matua #TMC

Tesla is hiring aggressively in India. The same Elon who fired 14,000 people globally is now your LinkedIn recruiter. 🚗 @elonmusk

A man with an ₹87,000 crore empire transferred ₹6,210 crore directly to his employees. Your CEO just sent a "great quarter team!" email. 💸

Iran Embassy: "We'd love to hire Indians but no vacancies." India: first rejection that actually felt like a compliment. 🇮🇷

If you’re out in peak heat and think a random roadside sugarcane juice will “cool you down,” you might want to rethink that decision.

Raghav Chadha has been trending every single day this week. At this point he's not a politician, he's a content strategy. 📣 #RaghavChadha

Puducherry deployed a robot named Nila to welcome voters at polling booths with a flower tray. Democracy in India has officially entered its sci-fi era. The robot probably showed up on time too. 🌸🗳️ #Puducherry #Elections2026

🗳️ Tamil Nadu Results Incoming — May 4 Tamil Nadu voted on April 23. Results on May 4. DMK vs AIADMK vs BJP in a state that has never given BJP a majority. Some things in life are predictable. #TamilNaduElection2026

@SamanthaTaghoy Make america great again?

London is now the rape capital of Europe. In just 59 days, the Met Police recorded 1,459 rapes. Thousands more will have gone unreported. Sexual assault and rape numbers have increased by 400 per cent. This is why women and girls don’t feel safe in Britain. Because we aren’t.