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I’m gonna start a new pinned thread of some of the funniest and dumbest shit I see on the World Wide Web.

'Mormon Wives' Jessi Draper Ngatikaura Husband Files For Divorce tmz.me/t8ubuvz

@avphotos05 Concussion at least. Go to ER

The situation I’m in. I went to wok last wendsday just fine. Left work with a killer headache. Gave it a few days thinking it was just one of those headaches that happens while taking Advil Tylenol you name it. Well, Sunday rolls around and I wake up completely unaware of where I was, what was going on, etc because my boss called me and I swear I’d set my alarms the night before, but I guess not. Monday I went to the ER and they said they wouldn’t be able to diagnose me without a CT scan but they never even looked at me or checked me out now my primary care doctor is telling me they can’t see me because it’s a workers comp issue. But I’m at the point where my head still hurts nine days later I get nauseous when I drive. I get severe tunnel vision when I drive. I can’t hardly remember anything from last week or much of this week. What do I do😭

idk if momtok will survive this

@ItsBrittFutch @xrafaxi @ChicksInTheOff tbh I think she has a screw loose and her actions remind me of when someone I was close to was on ❄️ and it’s making everything worse.

@xrafaxi @PropsNProfits @ChicksInTheOff I’m not defending him. She admitted to her guilt here and was legally prosecuted for it. It’s obvious that they’re both abusive toward each other. She can’t be excused for throwing chairs, hitting, kicking, & calling people to scream bc they broke up & he slept with someone.

🚨 TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL'S SEASON OF 'THE BACHELORETTE' HAS BEEN CANCELLED

@xrafaxi @ItsBrittFutch @ChicksInTheOff Sorry I forgot how x works and my wife is on a call so I have no one to snark with lmao

@PropsNProfits @ItsBrittFutch @ChicksInTheOff I'm sorry if you thought the answer was for you. I was talking to this woman named Brittany.

@jillylove @ChicksInTheOff that’s what I’m trying to say!! She’s nuttier than squirrel shit and he has a room temp IQ. Like yeah it’s great TV but let’s not pretend that they don’t try to sink each other whenever they can.

@PropsNProfits @ChicksInTheOff Okay but this whole situation wasn’t a secret. There was a police report and it was def addressed in their show. ABC still invited her knowing her history… 😅

@xrafaxi @ItsBrittFutch @ChicksInTheOff Brochacho I am not defending him. Just pointing out he’s re releasing this during everything is incredible timing. They’re both awful tbh

@ItsBrittFutch @PropsNProfits @ChicksInTheOff And you really believe he was the only one who was abused??? He just waited for the recording to stop so he could hit her. I'm disgusted by women who defend toxic men.

@scottndricks @ChicksInTheOff Baby daddy**

@PropsNProfits @ChicksInTheOff if you don't want a video of you throwing a metal chair at your boyfriend then maybe don't throw a metal chair at your boyfriend

@ItsBrittFutch @ChicksInTheOff same

@PropsNProfits @ChicksInTheOff Oh well. Maybe she shouldn’t have been abusive. I’d show that shit to everyone if I was the one being abused i don’t care when it occurred.

@Freddington69 @ChicksInTheOff 4D checkers because he doesn’t have the IQ to play chess

@PropsNProfits @ChicksInTheOff genius play tbh

@IAmEthanM @ChicksInTheOff 100%.

@PropsNProfits @ChicksInTheOff Confused as to why this matters at all, maybe they’re both just pieces of shit? Lol

“Ahhh I’m a bartender at sports bar and I don’t know how tv remotes work”

@TomiLahren @ABC @BachelorABC Dakota and Taylor are Sami and Ronnie

I’d note that others have been canceled for far less….and by @ABC to boot! In fact, @BachelorABC canceled former host, Chris Harrison for… Check notes…asking for compassion towards a contestant who attended an antebellum-themed party once.

Literally me 10 minutes ago

A retired deputy suing Afroman for defamation testified he doesn’t know why the rapper nicknamed him “Officer Pound Cake,” so Afroman’s lawyer played the “Lemon Pound Cake” video. “You would admit that’s you with the glasses walking by the lemon pound cake on the counter?”

Making your ops watch the video of you mocking them in court as they cry on the stand is the troll of a lifetime.

If the Afroman trial is proving anything, it's that cops can lie about you on their police reports and get qualified immunity, but if you write a sarcastic song about cops, they'll sue you for it because they are weak spined cowards.

My boy afroman is on a generational run rn 😭

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?