𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧

Swining. He spots an Emma Frost. Immediately slams into the side of a building.

He's swining from building to building when he sees another person too busy on their phone while behind the wheel. Leaping down, he stops the car from heading into a red light.

"What's hanging?" He's dangling upside-down from a web. "Oh, it's me."

Ugh - Cloudy day ... yesterday was a scorcher.

He didn't catch any fish today. This day totally sucks.

"Uh ... my man boobs." He's pointing at his chest.

"I ... was talking about the ... little white things that you shake and they heat up." "But ... I mean ... I guess that might work."

Milfs are the most dangerous thing in society.

Do you have any hot hands 👉👈 I ran out this morning 😔

My moobs hurt

"Good morning everyone, hope you all are having a good one."

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐑𝐀 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐓. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝘔𝘜𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘈̶𝘕̶𝘋̶ ̶𝘗̶𝘙̶𝘖̶𝘜̶𝘋̶. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐂. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀#ᴰᵉᵐᵒⁿⁱˢⁱᵐˢ

As the two villains look up at Anni, they notice a certain web slinging hero diving down from a nearby skyscraper. But it was too late, Dominic fired a web at the Shocker and pulled him up into the air, slamming the villain against the larger one. "And score!"

Hold the fuck up. It's me, I'm the fuck up.

Ah ... Got some content posted. Now I sit here and wait for payday.

"You just gotta spit out some game. I'm sure you got it in you, dude."

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