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John Oliver’s Parody of Mike Pence’s Bunny Book Happens to Be a Delightful Work of Children’s Lit newyorker.com/books/page-tur… @LastWeekTonight @VP @jilltwiss @TrevorProject @DrCoachColley

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This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.

I mean, I’m not one to pile on a poor, inept breakdancer when she’s down… oh wait, yes I am

This is hysterical 😂😂. Is this actual audio or is this impersonators. Who watched??

@RockyMountViews @PressOneForNo Too literal

So they tell me “No, Jorts!” every time I do an activity and then they say “Jorts you laid around all day!” ok make up your mind

@RuthWareWriter @cannonlaurac @Kappadeemom You didn’t start it, but Southerners will def go to war over proper grit preparation (which does NOT include sugar). Texas is the Midwest anyway, not the South, so take that with a grain of salt (pun intended), and Welcome! 🤗

@cannonlaurac @Kappadeemom I think I've started a war. Someone else is saying sweet grits are "a northern perversion" 😆😆😆

So in a few weeks I'll be travelling to Savannah for the Savannah literary festival and I'm very excited to try the FOOD. You can't really get southern cuisine in the UK - aside from KFC and I'm not sure that counts as cuisine - so what should I make sure to try while I'm over?

@cannonlaurac @RuthWareWriter Ms Cannon, I’m going to need some Southern bonafides from you. No true Southerner puts sugar in grits, and I’ve lived here all my life. I must conclude you were reared by Yankees, and bless your heart! Ms. Ware, don’t try these. It’s a trick

@RuthWareWriter There are two kinds of grits. Sweet or savoury. Just don’t eat them plain. I like cheese grits or sweet ones with butter and sugar. Have some cornbread. Pecan pie Sweet tea

@ZoyaHighVibe @RuthWareWriter Yes, there are. A wrong choice would be putting SUGAR in your grits, as someone suggested 🙃

@RuthWareWriter there are no wrong choices

THE HURDLE @DAndreSwift + #ProBowlVote

THAT'S GAME, @KeleeRingo

The rookie Kelee Ringo picked the perfect time for his first career INT 🦅 #NYGvsPHI

@horrorfan45 @blacklionking73 @silviamg Why is that ironic? Curious

“Meow meow I can’t understand him” is valid criticism

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

Banned Books Week is an annual event that highlights the value of free and open access to information. I’m proud to join other authors and @PENamerica to Stand With the Banned. Learn more at PEN.org/stand-with-the…

I’m proud to join a group of bestselling authors fighting back against book bans to #StandWiththeBanned. Will you join us? pen.org/stand-with-the… @PENamerica

In the last school year, more than 40% of book bans in U.S. schools happened in Florida. Other states are following Florida’s lead. I’m proud to join bestselling authors and @PENAmerica to #StandWiththeBanned. Join us! pen.org/stand-with-the…