The Real Ken Jones

@adamcarolla This depiction of Biden is far more accurate than many realize.

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@kilmeade Who’s that cat-howler on @foxandfriends from Texas this morning? Don’t you guys preview or audition these people?

@LauraLoomer @catturd2 Investigations are bullshit. They’re excuses to pretend something is being done when, in fact, NOTHING is being done

Something tells me people are about to be investigated… Tick tock.

@marthvader01 @catturd2 “Palmetto bugs” is a pretty name for roaches.🪳

@catturd2 Scattering like palmetto bugs when you turn on the light

All the doomer grifters suddenly taking a break from their shows isn’t a coincidence.

What is Mendoza waiting for? To lose this game?

The @Mets are looking like they’re about to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory… again.

@jasonwhitlock Nose rings, sparkles, and tattoos. Everything that indicates mental and/or emotional issues, as well as being antithetical to fitting into traditional society.

Nose ring is a red flag. Major. Nose ring and platinum grill. Two red flags.

Mendoza either waits too long to pull a pitcher or pulls them too early. Tonight, he pulled the starter in time to prevent a massacre, but now I think he’s pushing Peterson a little beyond his limit. Then, again, maybe I’m just a bit anxious for 2 in a row.

@bluelivesmtr @dalesviews Wow! What a brilliant response.

Steve Hilton just DESTROYED the debate moderator after he tried to label Trump’s endorsement as a bad thing: MODERATOR: “Mr. Hilton, you said you were ‘deeply honored’ to recently receive President Trump’s endorsement.” “That’s despite the fact that 62% of Californians disapprove of the job he is doing. Are those Californians wrong?” HILTON: “One of the proudest days of my life was the day I became an American citizen. It happened in a ceremony right here in San Francisco.” “So it is a deep honor for me to be endorsed by the President of the United States.” “And he’s going to help every Californian when I’m governor, we will have a constructive relationship and partnership with the federal government.. to make things better in California.” “Work WITH the President and his administration to manage our forests better, to harvest the timber so we can build the single-family homes we need for young families...” “To work to increase California energy production as he wants to do so we can lower gas prices, to fight the fraud in our government so we can cut spending and cut taxes, to work to enforce our immigration laws.” “In all these areas and more it will benefit every Californian to have a governor who is a partner on these issues with the President and his team.” REPOST and let's amplify his voice! #thinblueline #Lawenforcement

@jasonwhitlock I watched the Michael Jackson story from start to finish in real time. I’m not going to pay to watch someone else’s interpretation of his life.

Interesting.

The @Mets are on fire 🔥

Looks like the @Mets have a REAL problem with Scott. In the first inning he’s already had 4 straight walks (so far) and walks in a run and can’t find the plate and the inning mercifully comes to an end.

@threeinningfan Perhaps Soto doesn't have any friends on the team.

Losing streak or not, a guy not talking to a single one of his teammates for 2 weeks during the season while he's on the IL is just weird.

@officer_Lew I assume they'll either: 1. Have armored cars to pick up the receipts at the end of the day, OR 2. Will not accept cash (which I see as the smarter alternative).

WOW🚨: What does it say when a major chain starts building Wendy’s that literally lock customers out?
 Order outside on a screen → pick up at a secure window. These new stores are headed to Oakland, Seattle, Minneapolis, LA, and Philly to deal with ongoing crime and disorder. 🎥: @WallStreetApes

@1RentalataTime I think you'd be doing a great service to many people if you addressed the continual, baseless doomer claims of an impending housing price and interest-rate crash by presenting factual data and its source(s) at the BiggerPockets event.

BREAKING NEWS: BiggerPockets Podcast

@ginamilan_ @1RentalataTime This Somali scumbag should be given an IRS colonoscopy.

For the record: If someone dissolves an LLC days after their financial disclosures go public and their net worth magically plummets from $30 million to $95k, it’s most likely fraud.

Lindor running from 1st to home is showing signs of seriously slowing down. He ran MUCH faster in the 1st inning when he beat out an infield grounder to score the @Mets first run toning. He’s pushing hard, but might be doing more damage to himself.

The ⁦@Mets⁩ are THE WORST team in BOTH LEAGUES.

Dave Mason, co-founder of legendary British rock band Traffic, dead at 79 foxnews.com/entertainment/… #FoxNews

@SleeperMets One player is not a team.

Serious question: Will the return of Juan Soto seriously fix the Mets???