InsideHerMind

@_sorrengailll I want to know too. Some people you can detect they were there before from the fragrance of their perfume.

@VargasKevi23363 He just ruined his chance with a next time. Why turn someone's house into a mini club ?

Le presté mi apartamento a un amigo por dos semanas mientras yo estaba de viaje. Lo conozco hace diez años, nunca habíamos tenido un problema, me pareció lo más natural del mundo decirle que sí. Cuando volví el apartamento estaba en orden. Todo limpio, todo en su lugar, una nota en la cocina dándome las gracias. Pensé que había salido perfecto. Tres días después mi vecina me tocó la puerta para preguntarme cómo había estado el viaje y de paso me dijo que había sido una semana muy animada por aquí. Le pregunté qué quería decir con animada.

@harukafilomena Since is glass it could be during shipment.

ネットでかったお皿が割れてて 割れてたから交換してほしいと連絡したら2個目を送ってくれて 2個目も割れてた… なんか2個目も割れてたんですけど… って言うのクレーマーみたいになりそうで気が引ける…

@Ann7k It's actually good you rendered help

きょうのできごと聞いてほしい 友人と駅で待ち合わせしてる時に、外国人旅行客と思われるお姉さんに「今から成田に行って帰らなきゃなんだけど、現金がなくて改札入れない。コーヒー奢るからその分現金くれないか」って話しかけられて、最初怖くて交番案内したんだけど、途方に暮れてる感じで思わず→

@kenzennaakachan How is that even possible

小便をした後よっこらセックスつって椅子に座ったら残尿がジュワ〜と溢れ出し泣いてしまった。俺は人間小籠包だ…

Definitely "heat period"

@Shirinsmit Have you heard of in the heat.

we need a better word for horny that sounds gorgeous and elegant

@NarutoDaily_ Looks like the holes on mp3 speakers

The real reason flies are so hard to kill

@Marian13100 @jas_d_barbie This isn't arguable where does the baby come out from.

@RealWithFavour @jas_d_barbie The baby doesn’t reside in the vagina,we are taking about depth,the baby resides in the uterus and which before entering into the vagina the cervix opens,but the penis cannot enter through the cervix,So how can a 9inch dick penetrate all inside

if a woman’s vag!na is less than 5 inches deep, where does the remaining pen!s go if it’s longer than 5 inches?

I used to think cheating was the worst thing that could happen in marriage… until I experienced emotional neglect. My husband isn’t a bad man. He provides. He stays faithful. He comes home every night. But somewhere along the line, we stopped seeing each other beyond responsibilities. One night, I dressed up just to see if he would notice me again. New hair. New dress. Everything. He looked at me for two seconds and asked, “Are we going somewhere?” I laughed in front of him, then cried in the bathroom later that night. That was the moment I realized something painful. A woman can be married to a good man and still feel lonely. Sometimes relationships don’t die because of cheating. Sometimes they die quietly, through routine, silence, and feeling emotionally invisible to the person you love the most.

@CuriosityonX Sometimes unplanned pictures turn out to be a new discovery .

Accidently photographing a frog at the exact moment it activates its hyperspace drive...

@runrunrun_piyo Their mind will shut down on what is on the hair,the only focus that moment will be an escape plan.

ねえねえあのさ、東日本大震災の時、被災地で美容室でカラーとかブリーチしてた人ってどうしたの？急いで流したの？そのまま逃げたの？ふと今大地震とか大災害が起きたらどうなるんだろうと、カラー中に思いました。

@luxemiaa Did he demand to bath together after the incident?

My husband loves to suggest we shower together. Very romantic in theory. In reality, I like my shower water hot enough to erase every stressful thing that happened that day. I step in there trying to reach emotional and spiritual healing. So he asks to join me, and two minutes later he starts complaining. “Why is it so hot?” “Are you serious right now?” “How do you stand this?” Sir, you requested entry. Nobody forced you in here. You saw the steam coming out of this bathroom and still made the decision to participate. The other night he lasted about thirty seconds before announcing, “I didn’t ask to bathe with Satan.” I laughed so hard I almost dropped my shampoo. Then he.......

I once dated someone who used to complain that I was too independent. At first, I thought it was cute. He’d say things like,You don’t need anybody. You act like you can survive alone. You never let me help you. So I started softening up. Started updating him more. Started asking for help even when I didn’t need it. Started making myself smaller so he could feel more needed. Funny thing is… the moment I became emotionally dependent on him, he changed. Now I was too clingy.Too emotional. Too demanding. That relationship taught me something painful, Some people don’t want partnership. They just want the ego boost of feeling needed. The same traits they admire in you at the beginning become the traits they punish later once they’re insecure. I lost myself trying to make someone feel like a man. Never again.

@Vincentt1987 I find it weird that a neighbor would when is the wedding. It's screaming nosy.

La hija de mi vecina (30) lleva más de 6 años saliendo con un chico; como se imaginarán, en ese tiempo han vivido de todo, incluso viajes al extranjero juntos. Hoy la chica vino a tomar el té con nosotros y, entre charla y charla, reuní el valor para hacer esa pregunta que todos quieren hacer pero no se atreven porque “queda mal”.

@Marcela252016 I would go since I got an invitation. But I will go with maybe money in an envelope Incase I misinterpreted wrong.

Recibí una invitación de boda y al final decía: "Tu presencia es un regalo. No queremos ningún regalo en la boda". Me quedé confundida, así que lo leí una y otra vez; ha pasado una hora y sigo confundida, ¿Estoy invitada o no?

@c0ck_l3snar Was the socks supposed to cover or prevent something am clueless?

a guy ripped off my socks before we had sex and i had to stop him and tell him I needed those

@thatgirlmulaa He is cooked for real, he got to spill everything. He wouldn't forget it in a hurry.

I got my ngga drúnk last night and asked him “Which one of us got the best pșśy?” He start smiling hard and was like “Idk baby I really can’t choose” 10 seconds later that smile disappeared and he looked at me again like he seen a ghost, Yeah fck ngga GOTCHA 🙂😉

@buzz_video_buzz At first glance it was something else 😂 I bet you saw that too.

俺って疲れてるわ〜 子供の足でよかったw

@kafklore What if it ends up attracting ? 😂 they might probably see it and think it's one of them for real.

gente comprei uma presilha que promete espantar os insetos, volto depois pra dizer se funcionou