Bill Klein

Me: why am I being pulled aside. seems rather arbitrary to me, ⁦@TSA⁩ you’re too short for the scanner, me: what’s the min height, ⁦@TSA⁩ ‘crickets’, me: how tall am I?, ⁦@TSA⁩ ‘uhhh’, me: do you know what the word arbitrary means? #Ifeelsaferalready 😳

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@WarwickADavis Happened to me more than once :) my rule is if it stays on the windshield until I get home to get it off the windshield, I’ll pay it :) hope all is well. #lpp

Life Imitates Art: During development of ‘Life’s Too Short’, I filmed a scene where I couldn’t reach a parking ticket on my car & suffer the embarrassment of asking a passer by to hand it to me. This happened today in London. It made me chuckle, taking the sting out of the fine!

I like my phone’s positive attitude, but it neglected to offer a driver, 🎟️, 🍻 or a wide out! @nygiants @nfl @jenarnoldmd #letsgogiants 👏👏👏👏👏 #letsgogiants 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 instagram.com/p/ClwAjZ2OaI3/…

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Two dudes, just chillin out on the couch. #peasandcarrots @jenarnoldmd @rockyandmaggies instagram.com/p/Cdre1_bDua_/…

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Check it out @spacex added an alien face shaped glow to their launch. #spacex #crewdragon #launch #elonmusk @jenarnoldmd instagram.com/p/COAS-GkpsL6/…

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Headed back to #houston for the first time in over a year! #havemaskwilltravel to @rockyandmaggies #dogsofinstagram @jenarnoldmd #noglassessoicabtseemyspellingerrors instagram.com/p/CNAlyrep7KB/…

Most people post pics of food. On our first date, we ordered nearly everything and ate none of it. Chatted for hours. #happybirthday @jenarnoldmd instagram.com/p/CMXuXTpJjRs/…

Here we are again... dinner here, dinner there, dinner everywhere! So many wonderful, downright hysterical moments... and I take it back... these pics get us to 2013 :) #happybirthday @jenarnoldmd instagram.com/p/CMXtHMOJ2yx/…

My girl had her 29th birthday. I miss taking her out and her taking me out. Here’s my view at the dinner table through about 2015 :) happy bday sweetheart! @jenarnoldmd #birthdaywish #dinnerout #soon instagram.com/p/CMXsVPFpJXT/…

Happy Birthday to the one and only, Master Will RJ Klein! #growingup #toofast #happybirthday #big11🎂 @jenarnoldmd instagram.com/p/CLrWsfdJdDS/…

Here’s a heart-warming throwback. My boy, 6 years ago-ish. #remarkable #will #champion #luckydad @jenarnoldmd instagram.com/p/CKUyWB_pH6v/…