𒀭 ℝed — Raezel D’Azazel ⛤

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@DonaldDicman @DukeHerndon And you still haven’t given a good reason for being late - that’s going in your permanent record, you know? What will your body pillow think? She’ll probably divorce you, again.

@DonaldDicman @DukeHerndon Imagine how much more upset I’d be if I actually were a virgin - yikes lol I’d probably be an actual terrorist

Plausible deniability. If you don’t say shit, nothing changes. The situationship just continues. Do not talk your way out of her pants.

@DonaldDicman @DukeHerndon Why are you late?

@DonaldDicman @DukeHerndon Working down is below my station

@GENIC0N Because I’m so smart that the CIA considers me a threat - duh 🤷🏻 open.spotify.com/track/5bTuwAgY…

if you're so smart why are you afraid of the CIA

I need a calm but coldest response to “it's over.”

She is like the moon But wait… That’s no moon She’s a FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE-STATION

@DonaldDicman @DukeHerndon What’s that smell?

@DonaldDicman @DukeHerndon How do you feel about visitors?

@DonaldDicman @DukeHerndon Vassago has located you already - good luck with that

@DonaldDicman @DukeHerndon Much less break anything to me