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@buttonbuster You're wearing your ass crack on your chest

Do you think this dress is suitable for a first date?

@therealcaywild An old wrinkled vag with crusty bits

It’s officially “What’s under that sundress season”…

@itsFitSid I'd just jump out of your way..

smash or pass?

@abbyxxsmart Old, wrinkled, dry and desperate

rate me out of ten

@mxstaylor You look about to take a dump on the floor

is being all natural a turn off for you guys?

@realamandarae Saggy vag

Does a pink two piece suit fit my aesthetic 💝

@pearlpiggiess A hard cock

Who doesn’t love a soft bimbo?

@biggirlxrose Your big enough to be five girlfriends

‌am i big enough to be your girlfriend? be honest ;)

@vixenvibesxx Nobodies going to want to be crushed by you, that's for sure..

Before the world ends, who wants to admit they have a crush on me? 😇

@Samboydgomes Except your boyfriends cock will always stink of shit

Dating a transgirl is not gay🏳️‍⚧️ Its literally straight :)

@BBCSport Expect see more of this from the three time world champ. He'll get increasingly grumpy as the season goes on because his car isn't the fastest on the grid.

Max Verstappen ejected a journalist from his news conference at the Japanese Grand Prix. It's because of a row that dates back to last year's season finale in Abu Dhabi.

@kylieparker781 Yeah, fuck.. that would be scary

Imagine this, in front of you😉

@maud_weyl I spy a man face

You like this style of dress? I do… but it does have one flaw...

@marieisgreedy Dead by 40

I know I should lose weight, but I still feel good about myself :)

@ellefromeuropex Flubberly

Tell me 👀

@AntiWokeMemes Escaped the asylum

Please help me find the words to describe this 🤡

@EmberSweets Most men will shag anything, so you're in with a chance.

Serious question… do people actually like curvy women or is that just something they say online?

@BasilTheGreat She believes in nothing but self-promotion and money. She blows in the wind, changing her views according to where she gets the most response.

🚨THE 'PUNJABI GEORDIE' NARINDER KAUR IS GOING ON AN ANTI-RACISM MARCH IN LONDON Just a reminder this is the same Narinder Kaur who said: - India is her homeland/fatherland - Feels like she lives in a no mans land in the UK - Doesn't feel like she belongs in Britain - Feels like India is her Tribe - Feels like Indians are her people - Feels at home in India - Doesn't feel like an imposter in India - Feels like a foreigner in Britain So what is she doing here protesting about racism for? Go home.

@MV33Racing Nobody can take away from the fact Max has won two great championships. He's up there with Alonso, another two-time winner. Great driver.

The haters: Max Verstappen only complains because he’s not winning anymore. The receipts: Max was already vocal even during his most dominant season: 2023. The haters: Max Verstappen always complains. Pick a fucking struggle. You can’t have it both ways. Or go outside and touch some grass. 🎥/credit to @MVP1RACING

@nikkynylee69 Bad enough when you see attractive twenty-somethings doing this, but a fat, middle-aged old hag with a crusty vag, thinking this is remotely sexy, is beyond delusion.

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