John Doe

Fact: On tax free weekend retail employee suicide rates go up.

Weekend? That's non existent in your employee handbook. Two consecutive days off? I think you might be mistaken, we don't do that.

My store is not a daycare for your child. If you leave them without supervision I will place a post-it on their back reading "Abduct me."

All customers must have a full set of teeth to be taken seriously. No exceptions will be made. #methisbad