Ric Bower

@broadbandbuyer You have left me without my NAS for THREE weeks. When will you send a repair or replacement? NAS is about reliability, INCLUDING the warranty.

EASY ASYLUM BOOTH, 'BUNDU EDITION' READ MORE ON THE PROJECT HERE: ow.ly/vZEG50CzcdB READ FULL INTERVIEW HERE: ow.ly/nC3E50CzcdA @Celf_Cymru @axisweb @LottoGoodCauses @chaptertweets @whynowworld

But try not to be concerned, for a mere seven minutes under my needles affords you full refugee status in Botrovia… @Celf_Cymru @axisweb @LottoGoodCauses @chaptertweets @whynowworld

Botrovian Minister of Security’s proposal is that refugee status in Botrovia is freely available to any non-Botrovian born applicant who is willing to sign over a portion of their skin for Koroviev to draw on, with his tattoo gun. @Celf_Cymru @axisweb @LottoGoodCauses

Full refugee status in Botrovia has always been immediately available to any applicant who is willing to allow Koroviev draw on them with a tattoo gun for seven minutes. @Celf_Cymru @axisweb @LottoGoodCauses @chaptertweets

3D printing a prototype of the suspension system for the Unhumaned Tattoo Delivery Drones. @Celf_Cymru @axisweb @LottoGoodCauses @chaptertweets

USE YOUR FREE TRIAL WITH @whynowworld TO READ THE FULL INTERVIEW WITH RIC BOWER AND FAGOT KOROVIEV - Interviewing one man twice: ow.ly/lPhY50CuE0p Please retweet this post.

If you feel the savagery, the utter savagery, has closed around you then pre-book your Easy Asylum Booth visit 5 days in advance USE YOUR FREE TRIAL WITH @whynowworld TO READ THE FULL INTERVIEW: ow.ly/p3Jc50CuDhQ

“After seven minutes, you have your papers ... You might experience some discomfort: that’s part of the tattooing process... “Far more civilised than our (UK) system, that’s for sure.” @Celf_Cymru @axisweb @LottoGoodCauses @chaptertweets @whynowworld

Why have you chosen the UK to showcase Easy Asylum Booth? "Because this has been and is one of the dark places of the earth.... READ THE FULL INTERVIEW: whynow.co.uk/read/interview…

We will be landing near you, TRY NOT TO WORRY. @Celf_Cymru @axisweb @LottoGoodCauses @chaptertweets

To meet the anticipated high demand for asylum claims to Botrovia, the Botrovian Ministry of Immigration, are working hard to automate the tattooing process by fitting tattoo guns on robotic arms to a fleet of specially adapted drones. @Celf_Cymru @axisweb @LottoGoodCauses

To demonstrate his confidence in Botrovian technological prowess Koroviev has volunteered his own back to be the site for the world’s first drone tattoo. The 3D printer shown here is building assets to attach to the Red Hornet Drones.

Commissioned by the Botrovian Ministry of Immigration (trading as SooS®️, or Skin of our Skin®).

Once the tattoo has been executed the applicant will immediately, and without even a hint of bureaucratic procrastination, receive full refugee status in the Nation State of Botrovia.

Fagot Koroviev has teamed up with Amir Karimi a robot specialist and Isa Farfour a documentary filmmaker to bring to light the rigorous and sometimes terrifying process of seeking asylum in a country that is far from your own. Would you bite the head off of a snake?

WALES ‘HAS BEEN CHOSEN’ TO HOST ‘A BOTROVIAN PR COUP’ EASY ASYLUM BOOTH ‘BUNDU EDITION’ will be coming to you....

The workspace of our great Roboticist, Amir Karimi, where the development of the Red Hornet Unhumaned Tattoo Delivery Drones (UHTDD) takes place. @amirkarimi.u

The Prototype Red Hornet Unhumaned Tattoo Delivery Drone (UHTDD) is carrying out rigorous weight training. Trained by the Country of Botrovia’s lead roboticist @amirkarimi.u

Introducing the Easy Asylum Booth 'Budu Edition' ‘HIGH DEMAND IS ANTICIPATED SO WE HAVE AUTOMATED THE PROCESS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE’ for more information visit the link: ow.ly/dgIZ50B4zJi