Rossi!!!

You can't make this shit up 🫣

I never really liked football anyway

If I wake up with diabetes it's because my football team is shit and I eat my feelings 🍫🍫🍫

@trimdonsmoggie Massive respect, well done for getting involved

Day 10 movember update 🤦‍♂️ I really don't like tash's, especially on me but I only have to put up with it for a month and it's all for a good cause. A month of looking like a numpty is nothing compared to what some men are going through, thank you again for the donations

I am a big fan, even if it means that my tattoo is now outdated 😂

No jinxing...

@waynebenjit It would have taken an hour to get there...it's not like it's going to rain for 3 days. They need someone with that Lara mentality

@Rodgeringgs 34 runs away from immortality playing against a team who you'll easily bowl out twice in 3 days and you can't bat for another session? And even if you don't bowl them out its a nothing game against Zimbabwe.

Joke of a team. No wonder they'll never win anything of substance...

@waynebenjit I have a much better bottle than that...not R600 but good

@Rodgeringgs JC Le Roux?

Can you say Champions! And in the truest format.

@waynebenjit I'll settle for champagne and Panado

@Rodgeringgs Hookers and Cocaine tonight? My treat!!!

I've been burned too many times over the last 33years...still a long way to go tomorrow

@waynebenjit I don't think you need to...they'll jinx themselves

@Rodgeringgs I'm trying my best to jinx 🤣🤣🤣

God help me. Now my timeline is gonna be full of virgins rambling on about how they won crickets version of the Intertoto Cup.

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@waynebenjit *1 more time

Get the fuck in... Not sure how we do this 15 more times...

@waynebenjit No jinxing...

I'm not saying we're confident of getting it over the line but we have bought the celebration drinks early...

@waynebenjit You were...it triggered my tinnitus

@Rodgeringgs Apologies. Was I too loud?

Woop woop.