Jessica Ritchey (jmritchey.bsky.social)

@uyiosafasina Your father is never coming back from the corner store for cigarettes, btw.

You’re so dull lmaoooo. WB are the ones acquiring Paramount, you dunce.

@_katiestebbins_ I can't get over the knife twist of all that intense note taking leading to that terrible performance in the glimpse of the film being made. Every network/franchise star tic trying to prove they can do "serious" material.

"how did you feel when you found out?" "i was shocked" lmaoooooo, gurl

one of my favorite things about may december is how pointless & surface elizabeth's interviews are. it's the most futile funny shit, esp her playing the emotions of interest & compassion. so misguided. she is, in the words of logan roy, "not serious people"

"Corporations are not your friend" isn't even Left 101 it's something so painfully obvious it used to be taken for granted. The soft narcotic of neoliberalism is a hell of a drug. The idea that you can ever make yourself a pal of capitalism, instead of it's product, or mark.

Just thinking of logging on every day to suck the Walt Disney Corporation's cock until it shines like the top of the Chrysler building and for what? Don't ever love something that's never going to love you back. I still don't get why people get so pissy when you point that out.

Breaking my twitter fast to think of God's Strongest Neoliberal Solider informing me I must hate diversity if I have issues with Disney's monopoly. Meanwhile the post flop messaging seems to be "It's our fault for giving a job to a Black woman who couldn't do it."

@iknowthezarbi At least two of those wigs have shown up on The Witcher.

I think all the time about the person who nailed Netflix's house style with "The budget is 300 million dollars, but you can only spend it at Party City."

@LeavittAlone "You must feed your children to Ba'al. There will be a 20 dollar processing fee for recieving their remains for burial."