Lieutenant Maynard

People don't care about preservation or accessibility, they just want to be entitled to what they can't obtain.

@Dexerto When she expects a 24k diamond ring and gets a donut hole.

Dunkin' is launching Wedding Cake Munchkins and "I Doug" Ring Boxes for National Proposal Day

@turtlekiosk Historians 3000 years from now are going to think they were involved with all our tragedies. . .provided the production isnt still around 3000 years from now

9/11: THE LION KING 2003 blackout: THE LION KING 2008 financial crisis: THE LION KING occupy wall street: THE LION KING hurricane sandy: THE LION KING black lives matter protests: THE LION KING covid-19: THE LION KING

living in new york means looking at this imagery 100 times a day but you see it so often it completely fades into the background

@RowanO12hi @magiklacroix @downbadcomment mf said "good" in relief 😂

@magiklacroix @downbadcomment ohh good

@catturd2 Unfortunately this kind of denial will cost the right the elections.

Gavin Newscum will never be President. Zero national appeal.

@foconut_ True, but I also have time

if you turn off move animations in pokemon games you lack whimsy and soul

@sataro1234 @Im_0n1 You can enjoy your Friday all you want. You're in complete control of your availability and resume.

@SN_Server @Im_0n1 Okay buddy. Sorry people want to enjoy their Fridays in this short life and not produce shareholder value from a cubicle.

No reason why anyone should work past noon on a Friday

@vince_martella His Dad did the "arent you a little young to be [blank]"

That’s none of his business. Phineas and Ferb have all the paperwork in order. It’s good for his health if he stops asking questions.

@Charlygotyou That is laziness because yall dont just move somewhere where rent isn't $1800, or downgrade your internet/cellular services.

“Gen Z is lazy” No, Gen Z doesn't want to work for $2500 when rent is $1800

@RaminNasibov I see two people kissing, but I only see one at a time

@ImGinnyRobinson If she happy: She's too happy If she's sad: She's not sad enough Y'all people are just completely heartless. You wanna blame Isreal or TPUSA, fine, but leave Charlie's Widow out of it.

Erika Kirk is the happiest person alive.

@sataro1234 @Im_0n1 And for those who arent working from home or mentally checked out, to which there are many.

@SN_Server @Im_0n1 I mean I think the post implied corporate 9-5s where half the company is “working” from home or mentally checked out anyways. Obviously not every profession in the world can take off, but there’s a vast majority of ones that don’t need u there at 3pm for excel sheets

@Schaffrillas There should really be a legal limit on the amount of words you can use on a billboard.

@Schaffrillas Taking my eyes off the road to read this like:

Saw this billboard on my drive a week ago, I didn't know Bluesky users had that much money to spend

@Im_0n1 Yall want no work, so you can do something that requires other people to work.

@Im_0n1 Except, you know, for society to function.

@sataro1234 @Im_0n1 Every Friday tho? And lets say we did do this, who's to decide who works and who doesn't. You're always going to need a service, whether it's groceries, hospital, or entertainment.

@SN_Server @Im_0n1 Society is not collapsing over a half day on Friday😭

@db_witch Depends entirely on the ball. Schools transitioned away from rubber and started using foam in the early 2000s. A lot of films during that era were produced by people who grew up when they were rubber.

when I was a kid I never understood why so many cartoons portrayed dodgeball as an awful thing, dodgeball kicked ass

@ACWorldBlog For them to outsource an engine that can meet the expectations of their ambition.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons has been with us for six years today! 🎉 What are you looking for in the next Animal Crossing? 🙏

@leyes_narcos @IsThisA3DModel Everyone is imaginative, not everyone is artistically talented.

@SN_Server @IsThisA3DModel someone with no imagination would use AI 🫩

no you didn't because it's not 3D and you didn't create any of it.

@emkenobi But also why spend any money on an announcement like this?

Y’all are worth $80 million. You can afford to hire a real person to do your promotion videos for you. There’s zero excuse for artists using AI at this point. We all know it’s killing the planet. If you’re using it I’m just going to assume you know the negative effects and don’t care.

@obeta_ebube @RealestMemes_ Can someone explain the difference between a search engine and a browser

@RealestMemes_ Google is a dedicated Search engine app While chrome is a full fledged browser The reason why you don't see the difference is because of Google UI consistency between their mobile and web app