MARATHONER MICHEL

it's been a long time, but i'll never forget how to serve 🎾

i dont post my art anymore

‘She was up until 3am on her phone’ ‘I can’t get that phone away from him’ ‘It’s all these things he’s seeing online’ ‘She’s always on social media’ YOU ARE THE PARENT. YOU. ARE. THE. PARENT.

Spare me the complaints about Virginia's new districts. This is my new district in Texas. Unlike VA, I wasn't able to vote on it. The blue area is a very diverse part of the Dallas suburbs that was carved out & threw in with a bunch of rural (red) voters as far as 180 miles away!

Pay us enough to live.

@apatheticsock @SaintsGamingCA congrats omg your hair looks so cute here

ty @SaintsGamingCA !! it’s an honour

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING NEWS: “We’re not going to prosecute the predators in the Epstein files or release their names to the public.” — US Attorney General, Todd Blanche

"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?" The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.

this is what chat gtp users look like to me

#SteelBallRun #JoJosBizarreAdventure LoveTrain🚂

Every woman I have ever known has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s really funny to see grown men being proud of dating 19 year olds.

men be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

my husband planned me a whole day out for my birthday and then i came home to a surprise party with my friends arranged by him 🥲 girls don't give up hope men like this DO exist

being cared for by a man that just wants to make me happy has genuinely changed the way I think about love and life

my bf got me a jewelry box for all the jewelry he's gotten me and it's engraved with my name and lyrics from provider by st and it plays the song

Evelynn league of legends

Mavs fans realizing they traded Luka Doncic for 29 Games of Anthony Davis

Nothing is serious to you people. You turn the Epstein files into a joke. You turn the genocide in Palestine into a joke. You turn ice raids into a joke. You turn SA into a joke. You turn Nazism into a joke. You turn everything into a joke. Y’all are clowns.

Everything is run by demon pedos but the wealthiest have the poorest arguing over gendered bathrooms and twitch streamers

Patriots vs. Seahawks Super Bowl with bad bunny and Green Day halftime show this one’s for the libs