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Fumbles — the Abby — ♿️🪽🚒🏒
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💖💜💙 She/Her - Fibro, DDD, and MDD/AuDHD. Fangirl. 🔞 Destiel Buddie Hollanov Skip Spuffy — RTs are not endorsements, more like LOOK AT THIS!


🇺🇸🇱🇧 Hillary Clinton admits to being a part in engineering Lebanon: “I’ve been advocating behind the scenes for this for several months"

You can’t be American and stand against the President.

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers in the facility were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to The Western Edge. Link: thewesternedge.media/p/everyone-is-….


Nobody tells you this, but eating healthy is expensive asf.

Anti-ICE protesters use plastic handcuffs to do a four-legged race outside Broadview ICE facility. Each pair was connected by the ankles, with an additional dildo to hold between the two. The winning team was awarded a dildo trophy.

Americans are fighting back against the Muslim invasion any way they can American says that the neighbors in his complex are roughly 98% Muslim Since pork is explicitly forbidden (haram) in the Quran, he is cooking bacon and then using a fan to direct the smell into the hallway

unfortunately I cannot stop myself from making stupid jokes no matter how beautiful the woman in my bed is

“When they go low, we don’t go high. We take them to the mud and choke them out.” — Abdul El-Sayed 💕🫶















