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@isaiah_bb Madden 99 rating

PFF's weekly advanced analytics for my daughter's sleep are out.

@coolp1np Not the sauce but definitely got that sugar

@elmachuca Don’t sleep on A, France, the Low Countries, UK, and Iceland if you’re brave.

like the food one, sticking with G (then H and F)

@ayakorem @HannahEinbinder She probably knows this

A few things I know about @HannahEinbinder that she probably doesn’t: The name Einbinder (“bookbinder” in Yiddish) likely comes from the Russian Empire, where Jews were forced to adopt surnames. The rich could pay for names like “Goldberg,” while ordinary people had no choice.

@AdinHaykin1 Pretty sure you’re not a survivor bud

It's not the holocaust survivors' job to "learn the right lessons" from the Holocaust. It's yours.

@coolp1np If you’re not tahini maxing you’re missing out on gains

@lllliatttt They also posed in front of the state history museum like it’s their building lol

btw last year’s freshman class started with 90 students and ended with 60 they tried to recruit 100 students for this year by offering automatic admission to anyone with an SAT score of 1460 or higher but good students want to go to real colleges (duh) so they could only get 60

@BarstoolSyria San Marcos, Tx mentioned

Map of places I would live

@IdahoBones Bruh there was just one at a Target 3 miles from me

@isaiah_bb Also as a non New Yorker that sounds like a reasonable price for a 1br in an outer borough

This is an astonishing reply to a commercial calling Cuomo a serial sexual harasser.

@BluegrassRabbi @yadvashem Ah yes the famous Kentucky Educators for Holocaust Studies curriculum

I am a @yadvashem trained Holocaust Educator, and wrote the curriculum for Kentucky Educators for Holocaust Studies. Omer Bartov is wrong, but lying about Jews doing genocide gets you in The NY Times.

@evan7257 I turned mine off when they sent an alert for some kind of officer down situation in Amarillo at 4am

Now a blue alert for Alvarado, which is next to Dallas

Just got an Amber Alert from Brownwood, Texas -- about a 5-hour drive away. Can't help but wonder whether these useless alarms lead people to ignore the very real weather alerts sent to their phones in the middle of the night.

@hahussain He grew up in Uganda, Google is free

@whateveryo72503 @lllliatttt Barton Springs mentioned

@lllliatttt Of course you look like this 🤢

imagine thinking this is a gotcha lmao

@postmodernagent It’s actually libertarian. You dont need ID, you can break every law and nothing happens to you. There’s also no need for any laws

A dialectical truth: hatred of cyclists is fascist; being a cyclist, also is fascist.

@BarstoolSyria Boomer take. The COVID cycling boom has made the sport very young, diverse and mixed gender, not that it matters. Also, road aren’t just for going to work. I would guess that 90% of car trips are for some bullshit that doesn’t need to be done.

It's messed up that both of these people are lumped into the category of "cyclists" when one is just a dude trying to get to work without dying and the other is a dentist riding a $7000 toy who takes up the entire lane so he can get a Strava kom

@lllliatttt Ok but she’s kinda nice with it though

if shai davidai isn’t white then why did he wear a graphic tee to his own wedding

@HamasAtrocities This doesn’t really seem like a Hamas atrocity

A restaurant in Naples refused to serve an Israeli family and threw them out. Let's make these antisemites famous!

@leekern13 Quick insult tip: usually you save “bovine” for someone fat

Dave Smith is too stupid to understand that people are discussing HIM He has become a subject of discussion - namely his intellectual inadequacy and lack of serious rigour when it comes to pontificating on a subject Because Dave Smith is a bovine dunce who lacks mental spark - he cannot make the intellectual leap required to understand that he is a subject of debate and that people aren’t making ad hominem attacks This is why he’s currently floundering We aren’t discussing what he has to say about Israel We are discussing HIM And he clings desperately onto the exclamation that we’re not responding to what he’s saying about Israel - like a hapless captain saluting himself as he goes down with his ship - or rather - a half man half chimp captain going down in his rubber dinghy full of holes

@evan7257 Why would he show up?

Yikes