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Sandra Korpitz

@SandraKorpitz

My life is a joke & Twitter is my diary.

Memphis, TN شامل ہوئے Haziran 2012
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Charlie Kirk
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Ramon Rivera, a serial criminal madman, was just arrested after allegedly killing three people in a random stabbing spree across Manhattan. It's nothing new: Rivera has been arrested at least 8 times in New York, plus many additional times in Ohio and Florida. He was in Rikers earlier this year for several burglary and assault convictions, but then was released a month ago. He was arrested again for theft THAT SAME DAY, but instead of tossing him back in prison, New York prosecutors sought bail — and a judge granted it! "Overincarceration" is a myth. Soros-aligned prosecutors in our big cities are pro-criminal, and actively want dangerous lunatics on the street to prey on normal people. Under a Trump/Gaetz DOJ, this will stop. Cities will be told to protect the law-abiding rather than criminals — or face the consequences.
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Is anyone else watching Love is Blind UK?? Why does every single one of these people say they go to the gym 1-2x/day?!
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When people ask me “How’s married life?” I’m legitimately like “I have great insurance now.”
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WHY are college baseball games so longggg? *I don’t actually care, it was more of a complaint.
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- Is that the Tennessee River? - Yep, Kentucky Lake. …….
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BUT THEN he said “I’m gonna go ask your husband.” & THAT bugged me… like you didn’t like my answer so you’re gonna ask my husband & hope HE says you can punch me? That’s actually f***ed up. I almost punched him anyway.
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I was in a wedding this weekend & at the after party, one of the groomsmen asked if he could punch me. That actually didn’t bug me, people get f***ed up. I was just like “nahh I don’t think you wanna be the guy at the party that punches a girl & then gets his ass beat by her.”
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Isn’t it crazy how you can think about getting a tattoo... Stress, overthink, 2nd guess, doubt, worry about it… But really, they’re so common nowadays, if you were to actually get it, no one would even notice. If they saw it, they’d be like “yeah… you’ve always had that.”
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Watching SYTYCD & this girl says she likes this boy bc “he’s beefy.” HONEY. none of these 19 y/o boys are BEEFY!
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Speaking of youngins… they’re all out here in their daisy dukes & mini skits… These days I do not mess around with being cold! It’ll be in the 60’s? I’ll be in a hoodie.
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Me- I’m kind of surprised with all the people here, we haven’t seen anyone we know. J- I’m not. We’re in our 30’s & it’s a thursday night. All our friends have kids. They can’t go out in a school night.
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I stayed in my pj’s all day today, & I’m pretty stoked about that.
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🎶 HEY 👏 I don’t know about you 👏 But I’m going to Bonnaroo 🎉
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Ok this weekend filled up my social cup, I’m ready to stay home alone for a couple weeks.
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I was like GTFO of here dude if you honestly think i’m under 21 then YOU’RE DRUNK
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LOL at the dudes at the liquor store saying my ID was fake
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when a member asks me to out her breast milk in the fridge 😳😳😳
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I know I know. TRUST ME, I know. ya gotta have a story.
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lol watching SYTYCD with these 18 y/o’s talking about all the “pain” & “hardships” they’ve lived through.
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& then he shared his bourbon with the dog.
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