Saphachistic

@juneponders Ikr

@ad0gis @foconut_ @tinglespoon Same

@foconut_ @tinglespoon i did this when i was like 14 or 15 honestly kinda fun

why do guys fuck fleshlights? if i had one id finger it personally and maybe rub its clit too but maybe im just a feminist idk

@tinglespoon getting a fleshlight but spending the whole time eating it out

@mrmikeMTL No but I did a squid

People who went to high school: Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

@HenryHu11506944 @LiteralMem3s Twink shake hold the cis is the best thing I've seen in a while

@httpsosweet I'm deadass not reposting this (I am)

It's the last day of June and I love you more than you could ever know

i belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of game of thrones.

I'm a lesbian btw so men stop messaging me

@polypocketknife Think of them as my older sibling who had a big impact on me and practically raised me themself

transsexuals i’m curious: do you conceive of your pretransition self as you, as properly the same person just at a different point in life? or as someone you used to be, or pretended to be, a past life sharing a body? is that person still alive to you? were you alive then at all?

girl kisser with NO girl to kiss in the last day of pride month… BIG L for loser lesbian (me)

I should sell content lowkey my dms are insane

@Lyracutevibes I think I would cry tbh

if your crush proposed to you now, what would your reaction be?

doing dry july but if trump dies im allowed to get blackout

Spent all of pride month being a useless lesbian not kissing anyone

going to the chaser event but all the lesbians just think i’m a man so I sit in the corner sobbing alone as beautiful tgirls and cgirls make out

@LesbianBiting Or if you're ftm femboy because then you already transitioned 𖹭

@pepsi Fun fact! If you do end up shaking a carbonated drink all you have to do it put it down upright and rotate it clockwise for like a minute or so and then it won't explode unless you did it wrong

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.