Sarah

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

They look like they belong to a vampire coven in alaska but are in town to attend their cousins wedding

@bemyserene Just hit so different then

@SarahMoonwalk holy moly what a time to be alive

Some things you never forget because they’re so good like in 2013 when Vampire Weekend would play Campus right into Oxford Comma

me any time someone asks to take a picture

BREAKING: @elmo loves the Phillies

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

CRAP YOUR PANTS EVRYBODY FOR PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

Shame on you @Phillies this sucks

this is the dumbest shit I have ever seen in my life. everyone should mail their poop and hair to 1 citizens bank way.

@bemyserene STOP EVEN MORE JUSTICE AND LOVE FOR MY GIRL

@SarahMoonwalk apparently punch is a girl!!!!! 😭😭

so my entire emotional well-being now hinges on an orphaned baby monkey in japan, who is getting bullied by his troop

I really like when the muppet puppeteers just shake the muppet around really fast

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

I feel like every 3 Months the Sixers honor Allen Iverson. That’s how you treat your franchise legends

Joel Embiid teammates Almost died from a Peanut allergy Forgot how to shoot Mental breakdown in a playoff game Called the GM a liar in China Tobias Harris PED suspension

i’d do anything for these to be our home, away, and alternate jerseys permanently

the late bird:

Most times teaching is really rough but then you bond with a student over a niche YouTube channel and you forget about all the other nonsense