Sarah Colledge

Spotted in Asda - never thought I’d see a @itsfiveofficial album on the shelf again! 🤯😍

@FlindersStuart Time for me to work on another review!

@dallascampbell I’ve stood in that exact spot. Looking into that mask’s eyes, and it looking into mine, made me feel very small. A very humbling experience.

I visited an old friend on BBCFour just now. Behind the mystery of Tutankhamun’s death…bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

It was 42°C here yesterday, going to be another hot one today. I’m northern, I’m not built for this heat! 🥵 #Egypt #Sharm

We’re only two months into the year and so far: * I got the job I wanted 👍🏻 * my main crush Richard Hammond became single ❤️ * my favourite band Five are back with all five members 🤯 Not sure I can cope with much more!

Walkies in the snow. And yes we were the only idiots on our street to be out and about.

@FlindersStuart I imagine she will when the paperback is released (sorry I really don’t like hardbacks), I’m sure she’ll find a way to slip the word trunk in that review too.

@Sarah_Colledge Ha! Nothing weird about it. She’s discerned exactly what I set out to do. I wonder if she’ll review my latest…

Great to meet everybody. And thanks for listening to the strange story of ‘A Very British Cult’, my new book, a Guardian ‘Book to look out for’ and Independent ‘Book of the Month’. An ‘engrossing tale’, according to the Daily Telegraph. Who am I to disagree?

Found a 30” Toothless plush in I Collectables in Blackpool. Came home with a 30” Toothless plush. No regrets.

I may have slightly screamed when the lovely Michael French appeared at the end of #Eastenders. Good job writers, my reaction scared our dogs!

@MrNigelMitchell Happy Birthday Nigel x

@dallascampbell Happy Birthday Dallas x 🥳🎉🎂🎁🎈

@FlindersStuart Congratulations on your second book! I’m ashamed to admit I haven’t read your first one yet but I’ve just this minute ordered it. I hope you’re well.

@wossy Looks good!

Finished. Sort of.

@KwikFitCS A massive thank you to your mechanic D. D. Peel at the Durham branch, he very kindly took the time to put my mind at rest about a couple of MOT advisories when I dropped in today. It was much appreciated.

@wossy Holy hell. These are both amazing and awful. I want them but also never want to see them again.

Look on my new shoes you mighty and despair

@dallascampbell @TheGadgetShow @suziperry @JasonBradbury @jonbentley90 You all look a lot happier now!

A grand @TheGadgetShow catch-up! We haven’t changed a bit…

@PokemonGoApp A massive improvement! Not only can I actually see the Pokemon now, they look amazing, thank you!

@trnrtips Thinking of you during Spotlight Hour 😉🦇

@ConcernedApe Thank you!!!

coming in 1.6.3