The Searchlight

The October “issue” of The Searchlight is out.

Trump deployed National Guard troops to guard the National Monument & a pile of dirt on the Mall from a sinkhole repair. Will the sinkhole swallow the entire city?!? My photo from yesterday

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Donald Trump now says he would like the US to take control of Iranian oil. Military experts say thats almost impossible to do with hundreds of US soldiers dying, possibly thousands. 25th amendment should happen now if we invade Iran. This is madness. 🚨

@JulieBorowski None of this would have happened if Ron Paul was president.

Trump: "We are done with endless wars." Also Trump: picks Pete Hegseth- a guy who doesn't want war to end. ????

MAJOR BREAKING: Commander of the 82nd Airborne Division and his “command element,” members of his headquarters staff, have been ordered to deploy to the Middle East. Meanwhile Iran’s demands to end the war are the following: - Guarantees against future military action. - Compensation for war-related losses. - Formal control over the Strait of Hormuz. - No restrictions on its ballistic missile program. In other words this war is NOT ending any time soon.

A Torch Insider asked me, “When will your son join the military?” Ironically, he and I spoke about this recently. Here’s my answer for all of those worrying about a draft or joining the military during wartime.

@JulieBorowski Well, Super Mario Brothers, Mario takes down the flag of peace, and puts up a flag with a star on it, and overthrows a monarchy.

Mario Kart is a communist game. It penalizes you for winning and rewards you for losing. I'm in the top 3 getting meh items like single banana peels and green shells. My kids are in the bottom 3 getting the best items like rockets and stars. Total item redistribution.

In an effort to end DEI, in the federal government, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is limiting which universities will get the honor and privilege to teach our fine future military leaders. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

@EdKrassen LITERALLY stuff that Obama did, by the way politico.com/story/2016/01/… aclu.org/news/immigrant…

God Bless America!! 🇺🇸

This is a free nation.

The Greenland Liberation Front asks three things from its supporters.

Genius

@lhouseforblonde @FromWhiteHouse @SearchlightThe We the members of the Greenland Libertarian Front will not accept living under the thumb of the capitalist pig lackeys being controlled by President Trump. Thank you for your attention in this matter. Signed Colonel Thøger Nørlund

@kaitlancollins Keep asking about the files!

Statement from the Prime Minister of Greenland’s Office: "The United States has once again reiterated its desire to take over Greenland. This is something the government coalition in Greenland cannot accept under any circumstances. Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark. As a part of the Realm, Greenland is a member of NATO, and the defense of Greenland must therefore be insured through NATO."

Next country to recover “stolen oil?” Iran.