Sébastian Robespierre

There are more holes in Gia’s story than there are in her face #MAFSAU

@NoticerNews I wonder if Aunty Rhoda ever got around to thanking the White fullas for fixing her vision with those kooky Annabelle Crabb-esque glasses?

Prominent aboriginal arts figure Rhoda Roberts, who coined the term "welcome to country" and helped develop the humiliation ritual in the 1980s, has died aged 66. noticer.news/rhoda-roberts-…

@AsianDigest Their “dancing” always looks like a synchronised epileptic seizure

They must be fined for ruining peace

@st_louis_stan He’s just a bald Princess Anne with stubble

The dark truth people aren't ready for is that Prince William was always kind of goofy looking with his long face and horse teeth and all the thirst pics you see of him were from two glamor photo shoots at like age 20 for the specific purpose of marketing him as a heartthrob

@heidimur Do female journalists do anything other than just give each other awards? It’s like a sports carnival at the school for crippled kiddies. Everyone gets a prize.

Heather Ewart is this year’s Lifetime Achievement Award recipient. Recounting how she began her career as Wedding Reporter in 1975 for Leader newspapers: “cos they couldn’t think of anything else do with a young woman who wanted to be a journalist.”

@realMaalouf Maybe they have a point

This is Pakistan. Every single person here is male. Due to the strict segregation of women, transgenders perform for older men under the belief that sexual contact with them is more moral. Even though homosexuality is criminalized on paper, transgenders are accepted.

@missrobinson If I wanted to watch miserable lesbians scowling at each other I’d go to Bunnings. Better food there too.

Australia is hosting the women's Asian cup. The final is tonight, with the Matildas competing. You wouldn't know by looking at the front pages of our top news websites.

@GdDickerson @SkyNewsAust Why weren’t you inside the mosque covering yesterday’s debacle, Georgie? Oh that’s right… 🤣🤣

#BREAKING The Prime Minister on the tools helping to cook the perfect democracy sausage! @SkyNewsAust #saelection #sa

@harsh_vardhhan You should probably learn to speak English properly first.

This is why learning French language Is practically useless other than Canada (Quebec) and France It’s spoken largely in really low per capita income nations

@MickamiousG @OzPollies At least the women are allowed at this event.

The state of Australia’s news cycle This is breaking news apparently cause the Prime Minister of Australia and the South Australian Premier are cooking sausages for voters….

@TKoutsantonisMP That wife is definitely an upgrade from Penny Wong 🤣

Today we celebrate our democracy. Thousands of volunteers will stand all day supporting their candidate or party. Be kind to them all, the world we know would be so much worse without this ritual. Enjoy your democracy sausage, support the local community group fundraising and vote your conscience, freely and safely. All the best, Tom.

@IonaItalia Albo was the most feminine entity there.

What strikes me most is the absence of any women. When a public place isn't safe for women or women are debarred, it's almost always a really, really bad sign.

@mirandadevine But they’ll all still vote for him and that’s the point.

After all his appeasing and kowtowing and pandering and abasement, the Australian prime minister gets his reward.

@ausstockchick Their subcontinental IQs are so low that they cease to exist unless they have constant noise or chaos coursing through their empty skulls. Lack of ability to introspect is a key reason their societies are as they are.

Can you please tell me what these uber drivers are saying when they talk non stop on the phone? I have never been in a late night uber with a driver in Perth who doesn’t make a call. Who are they on the phone to?! #ausbiz

@TRobinsonNewEra Americans are so insufferably belligerent. She invited him in just to lecture him. Tell him to piss off, no comment, not talking to you. “I’m an American citizen”. Big deal. Your first amendment stops at the border. Probably in the UK for free cancer treatment anyway.

American in the UK learns how far Britain has fallen as police come to her house because she "wrote something on FB that upset someone". The officer admits no actual crime was committed, he just wants her to "apologise for upsetting somebody". Insane.

Message from a German friend: Germany is over. If you have time, read the following post from Reddit. Bear in mind, Germany's only resource was always education and good institutions. r/DePi Experiences as a teacher at a school with a high proportion of refugees - it is even worse than you think Hello everyone, I studied mathematics and am currently working as a secondary school teacher in the Ruhr area, partly due to the current precarious labor market situation. The proportion of refugees at my school, as at many other schools here in the region, is quite high. Most refugees are taught in separate integration classes, as integration into regular classes is simply not possible due to the desolate level of education. I teach two such integration classes several times a week and just wanted to share my experiences with you here. Even before starting my current job, I was extremely critical of the current migration, but my experiences in the teaching profession make my worst fears at the time seem like a benevolent utopia. For context: A large proportion of the integration classes consist of Marrocans born in Spain, but Syrians, Afghans and Roma are also strongly represented. The rest is a wild potpourri of Ukrainians and refugees from other Arab or Muslim countries such as Lebanon or Somalia. One class consists mainly of younger students between 11 and 13 years of age, the other class consists mainly of teenagers around 16 years of age. Now a small summary of my observations: In about half of the classes there is no significant literacy in their own language, just over half understand, even after years in the local school system, in about as good a German as I understand Mandarin. At least in math (I can only judge the other subjects to a very limited extent), the level of education is an absolute fiasco, even among older students. Truly the simplest arithmetic problems (5+6 or 7-4) are already very difficult. The cause often seems to be cognitive, because even if I illustrate the numbers with objects, many students are unable to solve corresponding tasks. It is currently Ramadan. Ukrainian students who do not fast must leave the room if they want to have a drink or eat. On the one hand, this is a rule imposed by the classes themselves, but on the other hand it is also tolerated or even actively supported by large parts of the other teaching staff and the social worker. Some male students refuse to sit next to female students for religious reasons. This is also tolerated. Fights are commonplace and that is no exaggeration. In fact, there is at least one fight almost every day. There are no properly maintained school folders or generally a careful handling of school materials. Most come to class wearing only the clothes they wear on their bodies. About half of the class with the older students is always delayed by at least 10 minutes at the first lesson, or sometimes 20 or 30 minutes. Even after the breaks, the class is actually only 10 minutes late each time. During Ramadan, also tolerated by other school staff, a good proportion sleep regularly in class by placing their head on the table. Female students are regularly labeled with highly obscene terms. The punishment of such statements either does not take place at all or is so restrained that repetition is encouraged. On parent-teacher conferences, 90 percent of parents, even after several years of residence in Germany, can only communicate via interpreters. A few days ago, some students proudly told me what new cell phone models their siblings and parents have, which, mind you, receive almost exclusively transfer payments. Female colleagues generally have it more difficult than my gender counterparts, who are usually at least rudimentarily respected. Some students often do not show up at school for months without apology. A rejection of other religions is very clear in many situations. For group work in other subjects that spans weeks, the results have a scope that can be achieved by those with normal abilities within five minutes. There is no mixing with other students. You like to keep to yourself. Even among refugees, groups usually form according to their respective origins. With all the negative impressions, there are a few positive experiences. A handful of students are actually making an effort and progress. These students are also the only reason why work doesn't seem completely pointless. I myself try to counteract this to the best of my ability, but this is hardly possible if there is no support from the staff and the school administration. I have already capitulated on some points because a corresponding commitment only breaks your nerves without changing anything. Many of the older students are leaving our education system anytime soon, and with that, the state is losing pretty much the only way to exert any influence. I fear that the situation in other schools often looks little better. This leads us to send school leavers into the wild year after year who neither write, read nor master the most basic primary school mathematics. Such people are not fit for any kind of work and are doomed to languish in our welfare system for life. Muslim and African students, in particular, often have an absurd number of siblings by German standards. If one assumes that this reproduction rate will not break with the current generation, but perhaps even increase given the fantastic conditions here in Germany compared to their countries of origin (not for locals, but certainly for people from countries with a per capita GDP of $800), the problems are compounded exponentially. I lack any imagination as to how the catastrophe that lies ahead could be averted in any way, and this is increasingly frustrating me. Just wanted to share this with you. Thanks to those who stuck with it until the end of the text and gave themselves my whining.

@JocastaMoney He looks like he has AIDS. Can you catch AIDS from goats?

Is it just me or has Khan got Ozempic face? 👀

@JillMarinelli1 @burkylie12 But if you’re Fatima Payman you can still be elected!

No

@White_Pr1me They’re just gorillas in human clothing

Black woman takes her kids to Longhorn Steakhouse and kept asking for complimentary bread until they ate their fill, then left. The only thing blacks invent is new ways to steal.

@lowlandsapien Dung beetles is a strange way of saying “Indians”.

Cow shit used to sit in paddocks for years in Australia, cows wouldn't eat from the spoiled areas affecting 200,000 ha per year with flies and parasitic worms breeding in it. Until Dung Beetles were introduced in the 1960s.