Shannon Bishoff

If I ever go missing, the first person to realize will absolutely be Larry, the guy that delivers me wine

Million Dollar idea: earbuds…but used for eavesdropping

I don’t understand who the “drop-waist” is for… it’s doesn’t look good on anyone!! WHO DESIGNED THIS?!

@aanaiman asshole. I need to talk to you about something important.

v.cameo.com/e/jZvfHYHQFTb #cameo

lol at me hyping EVERYONE to text their exes this weekend 😂 I’m pure chaos but making others crazy, helps normalize my behavior

I think we need to go back to shaming people for plastic surgery… everyone looks exactly the same now

Nothing is more unsettling than using a guy’s legal name in the group text…. Absolutely no one will know who you are talking about

I’m prepared to bet a crazy amount of money that Taylor Swift won’t re-release Reputation until her an Travis break up

I still have pictures of me and my ex…not because I miss him, but as a reminder that I never want to be that weak again

This👏🏼is👏🏼scripted👏🏼

A plot of land, THAT big, not inhabited in 2010 and left untouched for so long?…bullshit.

I’m about 2 minutes in to watching Lost for the first time…still don’t understand how they were lost for 6 season…

DIY Love Is Blind: I’m going to open my window, but close my blinds and try to talk to people as they walk by

No no no… we need to talk about that Detroit mascot… da fuck?!

I’ve been so intentionally defiant at work lately that I now have to prove to my bosses when I’m not being defiant but actually wasn’t given the information 😅

Happy first snow day of 2025…anyone else spend the morning on bumble to find someone to shovel your snow?

Did anyone else forget that the flu was I thing?… I tested negative for covid but was like “I don’t understand, what else could it be??”…

My favorite bit is to say something truly out of pocket and then saying “let’s discuss”

I miss emo hair