Real Ass Shank

Elias Theodorou rest easy sir.

I'm done with the internet before noon. #NewRecord

Waitin on a fite

I'm back fucko's time to fuck today's ass

Brace yourselves, we have depth charts

I hate hanging with my worst enemy #Me

I'm fixing to go swim just for this feeling

Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelley no. 1 contender's match set for next Impact dlvr.it/STwKS4

GAME PREVIEW: The Iowa Barnstormers will travel to take on the @qcsteam for the final regular season game of the year on Friday, July 15. Read more: bit.ly/3aAmOoA

August 12th Selmer Tennessee. Back to school with the king! I will March my way down south. Raise hell. Take home a Heavyweight championship. BE THERE!!! #The King

One of my biggest faults is that I never want to be the "unwanted" guy. The guest that people change thier mood when you show up. The "why is he". I will hit reverse hard and leave the situation fully when I start to feel that way. #TheTruthIs

Brady on his way home after realising Gisele is also a friend of Zach Wilson's mom

When Stacy’s Mom comes up next on the playlist

Officially 9 more Thursdays until regular season @NFL is back!!! Who will you be rooting for? #ICantWait #TitanUp

Me: Whats wrong... Her: Nothing....but I find it funny that..

Well Mike......I have a belly button........2 of them. #WaitWhat

Great show today at tacofest. Had a blast and a great turn out! Thank you @realellsworth for the show. #StabStab Shank out #TheShank

On the road to the show. See yall at Principal Park for taco fest!!! #DaBoyz #TopShelf

When the ref makes the face you know it was hard #Chowchilla #TheShank

This is my friend tom......he makes hard choices......@Malice_Monster ........ball is in your court sir. See yall at #HOF