SimonTek

@xeokeri Yup. That's my thoughts. Ohio is nicer than I thought it would be, but it's a great place to raise a family, not meet the people to make a family

@SimonTek Just go to the beach, and you’ll find someone.

Where is the art?

@xeokeri I've thought about the panhandle, could have my sunsets, and probably single women. Or Tampa area

@SimonTek Florida is nice, I hear.

@xeokeri Or 0.6 miles from an apple store. Lol

@SimonTek Where do you live now?

@SwiftOnSecurity Which is why everyone tells you to buy it, it's cheap and reliable

You know those Brother laser printers everyone tells you to buy? This one is 7 years old, has been in bubble wrap in storage for 2 years, and I've never touched the toner. Today I unwrapped it, plugged it in, and immediately printed 4 pages from my phone lol.

I snagged my daughters motorcycle from storage, goes to a shop in the morning to fix an oil leak

@xeokeri Knock off redbull

@xeokeri Bawls

What am I drinking today?

@xeokeri I wish I was joking.

I can't tell if you are kidding, being sarcastic, or just using it as alliteration, and creative imagination, to say that they just write crap surrounded by nonsense, to obfuscate it all, in a weird scheme to make it seem like they can't be replaced. It should take 1 line to do a hello world in most languages. The real question is, do they apply KISS or DRY?

@xeokeri I wanted to share a bit about work. I have coworkers, that their bash scripts, if they wrote hello world. It would be 1500 lines long. They haven't found a variable they didn't like, and no comments. I think they do it to make it impossible to replace them.

@xeokeri I keep meaning to buy a new PC. My main computer is from 2017.

@xeokeri Ahh. I have Linux and Windows systems. I should buy a Mac mini. I have an apple TV, daughter has a MacBook

It’s waiting, patiently. 🥊🥊

Made me laugh while getting gas.

@HackingDave @edskoudis Looks fun. I need to leave Dayton and visit Cleveland more

@edskoudis kicking off SmileyCon at #TrustedSec headquarters! Thanks for coming buddy! Amazing talk so far and Ed is such an awesome human being. Also not sure how you found this real pic of me 🤣🤣

@xeokeri Wild, I think it's for sale right now.

@SimonTek Back before I had any decent pro cameras.

I'll rate it a DMC 12 out of 10.

@JustineBateman Umm, what I learned when I was in hwood area, everything loves drama. If you can stir crap up and sell ads, then you were popular. When they couldn't sell your views, you weren't popular. Once you really see it, goes for everything, you can ignore it all and just keep swimming.

What's most interesting to me is the language used, here and by many Tech Bros, re: AI. "We have to..." "Don't be left behind..." "You're not keeping up..." "Going to make your life easier and better..." "You have to understand..." "We have to use it." Patently ridiculous language. No one "has to" use anything. Everyone is on their own path and no one is "being left behind" at any point. Use of this type of language is nothing but an attempt to introduce fear and a lack of choice to you. You have nothing to fear, and you have free will, always. That is never not true. Never.

@HackingDave I wish. I'd blow off work to go.

Can’t wait! DerbyCon starts tomorrow ! 😂