Simplistic Reviews

2025 Simply Deadpool draft has officially begun! Who do you think will win the trophy this year? 🏆 😵 ☠️ #Deadpool #draft #podcast #dead #celebrities #FinalDestination youtu.be/tluONuAB8WM?si…

@DannyDrinksWine Temple of Doom is great. Stupid, pulpy, and fun. Grow up

Steven Spielberg explains why he didn't like 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' (1984) & why he felt he was fated to make the movie: “I wasn’t happy with 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' (1984) at all. It was too dark, too subterranean, & much too horrific. I thought it out-poltered 'Poltergeist' (1982). There’s not an ounce of my own personal feeling in 'Temple of Doom'. I look back and I say, ‘Well, the greatest thing that I got out of that movie was I met Kate Capshaw. We were married years later that to me was the reason I was fated to make 'Temple of Doom'.” ("Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: An Oral History", Paul Bullock, Medium, 2017)

It was the one arm…no arm…wait no leg no arm man!!! #thefugitive

Hang out with us as we do an Autopsy on your 2025 Deadpool season. youtu.be/kOf4ul5Lvbg?si… #deadpool #draft #dead #celebrities

Shout to my man #oscars

Dark day…we are closer to having one company owning the majority of tv shows, news and movies. If that’s not a monopoly then I don’t know what is. Hold onto your physical copies people, the shit is about to hit the fan. #netflix #Paramount

Get out the Binford 5000 blowtorch. Joking aside, this time wait until he meets his neighbor, Mr. Wilson. Hidy-ho, neighbor pull those ass checks apart.

Calling it now, it’s from a choke jerk.

The boys are back from Vacation! Come with us to #epstein island and watch (Ep. 266): White Fire - Movie Commentary youtu.be/1J_Q1RsVtr0?si… via @YouTube We promise a joke you have never heard before… #podcast #movie #80s #action #EpsteinFiles #iran #TrumpEpsteinFiles

Justin takes the lead days before the 2025-2026 season comes to a close. With Dawson leaving Capeside for the last time (53 points) 🎥, marking the 6th death in the our Deadpool. #dawson Standings 1. Justin (83 points) 2. Matt (68 points 3. DJ (0 Points) Learn more at (link in bio): simplistic.reviews #deadpool #deathpool #podcast

Sadly we have about three more years of bullshit. But people can decide in about 10 months if they want to curb some of the bullshit #vote

A Slay Ride for sure! Check out our review of #SilentNightDeadlyNight @Cineverse simplistic.media/reviews/a-simp…

An amazing movie!!! We appreciate the shoutout because Andy Sidaris is SR’s Lord and Savior, he gave us a reason to live in this world.

Checking out @fcktoysthemovie over @nashfilmfest tonight. Start of a long weekend :)

Remember when @BustaRhymes used to ‘leapin’ lizards’ in a bar? Legend

Lesson learned tonight with @Fandango , just buy direct from the theater or on their app. Was stoked for ‘Weapons’ only to learn that my showtime didn’t actually exist. Both an annoying and disappointing time. The folks at my local @RegalMovies were quite nice though.

Another great year covering @FantasiaFest 2025. Top-notch festival that for some reason keeps letting us in. Check out the coverage below. simplistic.media/reviews/tag/Fa…

Matt takes the lead with the death of Ozzy batting (24 points) 🦇, marking the 4th death in the 2025 Deadpool. #ozzy 1. Matt (39 points) 2. Justin (30 points 3. DJ (0 Points) Learn more at (link in bio): simplistic.reviews #deadpool #deathpool #podcast

Today we sit down and talk about the films we are looking forward to watching at this year's Fantasia International Film Festival! youtu.be/xDHqY-89v14?si… #Fantasia #fantasisafilmfestival #shortfilms

He will be showing the new special edition Epstein footage he has painstakingly been remastering.

I found Waldo