Jimmy Smiff

@benonwine You left your flys open when you were standing at the dispatch box

Caption this, best one wins?

@Geniustechw I would tell my dog to bite the wogaboo on the arse

Islamic scholar says: “Dogs are filthy and enemies of the prophet. If you have one, you are unclean and angels will never visit your home. Anyone with a pet dog is committing haram and will be punished by Allah.” What would you tell him?

@Matt_Pinner Get another dog

if a Muslim neighbor demands you remove your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@DavidJHarrisJr Dopey cow

Thoughts?

@AntiWokeMemes I hope she insists that the tree wears something otherwise removing splinters from the fanny could be painful

I need words to describe this 🤦

@Neccccy Too much altar wine has fried his brain

Describe Pope Leo in one word?

@realMaalouf @mgt_coull26 Why on earth should we pay for airports in Pakistan Don’t mind paying for new airports here in the UK so the wogaboos can go back to Pakistan

Pakistanis in the UK are very angry and demanding that British taxpayers’ money be used to build airports in Pakistan, so they can travel home more easily. “They promised to build airports in Pakistan, but we haven’t seen any progress yet. Why is it taking so long?”

@Matt_Pinner Do a 360 and go the local synagogue

You walk into Church and see this. What is your immediate reaction ??

@Neccccy @whatwouldmikey1 Of course It goes without saying nothing is free

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@MbarkCherguia There is no issue with either head dress It’s the full face covering that is the problem

What do you think?

@SaltyGoat17 Tell him to fuckoffski

I'd pit smoke a whole pig in my front yard, while playing catch with my dog with Who Let the Dog's Out playing on a loop. But that's just me...

@benonwine Have any senior wogaboos ever visited St Peter’s in Rome

What are your thoughts on the Pope taking his shoes off to visit a Mosque?

@WHLeavitt @vincent36064321 Did the Palace issue a statement as to why the traditional Easter message was not given If not why not

King Charles skipped his traditional Easter message this year, but he was more than happy to pour his heart and soul into celebrating Ramadan and Islam.. Do you agree that King Charles is a traitor and a disgrace to the UK? A. Yes B. No

@RachelD1892 It’s an A from me

The Prime Minister has staked his reputation on being a leader of international consequence. Which of these statements do you think is most accurate? A) Starmer is a wanker B) Starmer is a statesman

@ChrisRi85706154 No I don’t want him to resign I want him sacked with the complete loss of any pay or benefits normally associated with this job

Yes.

@benonwine Listening to kier Starmer

What’s a pain worse than Toothache or Childbirth?

@benonwine Kier Starmer

So….what DO you call someone who lies all the time?

@Neccccy @Metzyco1 👍

Thumbs up if you agree?

@Neccccy @whatwouldmikey1 ✋

Agree? Yes or No?

@Wolfahontas @linB2198 Me He is like a turd that won’t flush away

Who else feels repulsed every time they see this man’s face?