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縦長なってる〜！？ #ぽこあポケモン #pokemonfanart

@Wildshaper The problem is they might've already upgraded the downgraded item, so it's not a simple swap

@awawawhoami the image stealer asking people not to steal images

@msnofficial_on @stupidtechtakes Right, but at least being on the Play Store makes it less likely the APK does some ungodly device abuse. Play Protect scanning should find that.

@stupidtechtakes I mean, being on the play store is a very low bar because excluding a few reputable VPNs, the rest are ASS.

you have to download an apk. do NOT use this LOL

@uwunetes @stupidtechtakes They're on the (international) iOS App Store, so there's no real excuse to not being on Google Play

@stupidtechtakes ive downloaded many a sketchy apk for chinese companies and its normally fine, they dont have access to play store

@vxunderground You can whitelist file extensions so just whitelist "*.yara", and you'll never be surprised again (Or just the entire projects folder you use if you're running AV-less entirely)

Windows Defender is very silly and I am flabbergasted. I always keep Windows Defender off. As a person who collects malware, writes malware, and pokes malware with a stick, Windows Defender is a big stinky dork who isn't cool and gets in my way. Earlier today I was doing big brain intellectual stuff that you wouldn't understand (watching police chase videos on YouTube) and suddenly Windows Defender began screaming obnoxiously loud into my headphones that it has detected hundreds of malwares on my machine. Windows Defender turning itself on is no big deal. I keep my several terabytes of malware segregated (it's in a special folder that is whitelisted, I pray I don't accidentally detonate it). However, Windows Defender was screaming malware was in my C drive. This is sort of weird ... I write malware, maybe it's flagging one of my proof-of-concepts as malware? Maybe? I look inside and this fucking piece of shit is flagging my anti-malware project I'm working on as malware. That makes literally zero sense. Nothing in my anti-malware static analysis goofy project is even remotely malicious. What the fuck is this piece of shit yapping about? In my malware static analysis project I extracted the YARA rules from Windows Defender. I use those same rules for identification. Windows Defender flagged IT'S OWN RULES as malware because of the strings present in THEIR OWN YARA RULES You dumb son of a bitch. I HATE YOU. Now I have to spend an extra FOUR MINUTES re-extracting your YARA rules and recompiling them for my project. HOW DARE YOU

@artemirgaming Midnight Sunwell was RIGHT THERE

Midnight sun Zara Larsson 🤝 Midnight World of Warcraft

@Geecube3 @qua22_ @durreadan01 "What about the thing that's not in this thread at all?"

@qua22_ @durreadan01 What about pushing OneDrive,copilot and all the other stuff no one is asking for this is the behaviour they want on their OS imo

Getting ads right after setting up a $2,000 windows laptop is crazy 😭

@Tr0nSwans0n @1ssve "Hey are you still using IDA or can you free up a slot?"

@1ssve Or in my case: "Do you have enough licenses for this software that is essential to perform our job for everyone in the office?"

New necessary question to ask in job interviews: “Do you have enough desks for everyone at the office?” Trust me.

@amit7itz עם כמות הציניות בפיד חשבתי בהתחלה שזו בדיחה ו-״על חשבונם״ אומר על חשבון העובדים (או אפילו שלכולם יש חופש כי הם פוטרו)

בפינת החדשות הטובות: לאור המצב בחברה שאני עובד בה החליטו לתת לכל העובדים בישראל חופש לאורך כל חג הפסח על חשבונם 🥹💜 כל כך לא מובן מאליו, וכל כך נחוץ 🫠

@shefi89 @RavivAlef @GONENB1 אני בספק שזה איכשהו מספיק כדי לא לעבור על החוק, אחרת יד2 ושלל אתרי חינם לשימוש יכולים להספים אותך ללא רשות.

@RavivAlef @GONENB1 זאת לא **רכישה** של שירות, זה שירות שמסופק חינם. זאת לשון החוק

כל מי שקיבל/ה שיחה: ניתן לתבוע אותה לפי חוק הספאם ולהוציא ממנה כסף דאמו לי ואסביר

@racist_terezi @LiquidGuild I know, I think it should have that ingame too

@SmileyBarry @LiquidGuild It does this in the launcher.

the imfiredup incident

@luciascarlet yeah you need to switch to Safari Zero Sugar

it’s like they replaced the engine with High Fructose Corn Syrup and Aspartame and expected me to not notice

wtf did they put in Safari 26 this used to be my favourite browser

@adeptxo excuse me where can I find this little guy

her: are u fucking stupid me:

@luciascarlet @ka16ck don't forget the cursed 900p TV panel classification of "HD Ready" which supports upscaled HD and downscaled full HD

@ka16ck no both are 1080p is Full HD, 720p is regular HD

btw 1080p is HD not 720p😭

@Lotharemas something comical about the pie being one per warband "what do you mean all 20 of us have to share ONE pie?"

Vereesa: help me confront the Sunreavers Me: no Vereesa: i'll give you some Berry Pie Me: you son of a bitch im in

@ghcoffeedotcom @KutieKirby Canva export might be tagging the image as "made with AI" and then Twitter read that to enable the new toggle: (via the flag icon)

@KutieKirby I genuinely dont know why it says this!!😭 I use canva for my schedule so maybe thats why??

Yeah yeah WE KNOW IT'S YOU, COFFEE BOT!!!

@maddl29 me reading this as an offspec mistweaver:

256 rdruid btw

first queued key of the season can't wait for this season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!