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@elonmusk It looks like a porn app

@cathsimard_ It’s because we don’t wanna touch the handle cause thats gross.

What is the scientific explanation for men not flushing the toilet after peeing?

@IbaraEleven Bro its like $15. That’s like the cheapest activity you can do. If you go during the week I think it’s like $10 or $12.

I’ve read countless takes on why people aren’t going to the movies anymore but none have pointed out the obvious: the theater experience has gotten absurdly expensive and people have gotten poorer.

You’re not a real artist till you sell out

@noname I am so hyped.

Apple pro vision is going to be the divorced dad gadget of the century. Imagine a device that lets you see and hear your kids accomplishments but from the comfort of your own sad holiday Inn room. @Apple

@DOOM why does ur game not recognize my controller. I feel liked I’d enjoy the game way more if I didn’t spend 30 minutes trouble shooting it every time I try to play.

@AdamFriedland The Adam Friedland show is creating a more inclusive Taylor Swift fandom where center left queer jewish voices can express themselves.

Trump was literally the president when business’ were shut down. You know that right?

@cache_bunny Hella based take. A bare min. livable wage in this country is $33 an hour. An we couldn’t even get a federal $15 dollar minimum wage. It sucks. I have a full time job, college degree, and work in a specialized field. I make 36k a year and could not afford life w/ out my parents

avg income in USA in 2023: $58,500 rent: $1,100 utilities / wifi: $200 groceries: $300 car payment: $300 car insurance: $100 gas: $100 phone bill: $120 that leaves 2k / month for toiletries, medicine, entertainment, gifts, subscriptions, pet care, retirement fund, savings…

@mooroobee It’s CGI. I don’t understand how people can’t tell.

I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

So much for that “free” speech

the entire trans population of philly was at the machine girl/100 gecs concert tonight

God fucking damn it. Biden is running again. I hate you liberals so fucking much. You are the reason we can’t have meaningful change in this country. This man did nothing right but pull put of Afghanistan.

Im on drone warfare tik tok and I don’t wanna be here. Wtf is wrong with content moderation today? Got me feeling like Im on 2012 liveleaks.

If you use the Wilhelm scream in your movie yhe highest possible score you can receive is a 6/10

Liberterians are just hipster republicans. Same exact ideology but with a cool trendy lil flag.

Can’t call your self an artist and be a sports photographer. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

I advocate for workers rights unless you shoot in 30fps. In that case you should be exploited and have your wages stolen.

Goated choice for best directing!!!!!! Fuck yes. Oscars finally got one thing right.

I’m going to have some comments on the Oscars tonight. First off upsetting Marcel didn’t win. But Pinocchio honestly deserved it.