Spitty 🥕🐇

Blow me ❤️

@TrueBogun @benreaper_ @mosthiphop

@benreaper_ @mosthiphop unboxing physical media is a sin nobody uses physical media over downloaded media or streaming

Bro he’s signing the plastic you tear off the vinyl LMAOOOOO

@AppleSlipper I hate sonic fans as much as anyone else but holy shit 😭

I think we broke Dillin Thomas’ brain

@TransGirl Hi back :3

Tehe hi i’m back :3

@BlackMajikMan90 Idk looks pretty fake fan ish to me

And no, don’t try to call me a “fake fan” because I’ve been a Mario fan before most of you were born.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is the film equivalent of eating two king size packs of Reese’s cups. The first pack is delicious, stuffed with flavor and delight. But the second pack is where the stomachache kicks in; and that’s this movie. The visuals are strikingly gorgeous, the soundtrack is blissful and the licensed music is kept to a minimum. Seriously, Illumination animate the hell out of this film and it’s packed with so much color and detail. The score? Even better than the original Mario movie. But unfortunately, that’s where the praises end because this movie is an absolute mess. The story? There barely is one. Even with the first film, for all its flaws, had a simple Mario story that you could follow. Here, there is way too much going on in too little time. Characters, plot-lines and Easter eggs are thrown in and out at record pace without any time to enjoy or appreciate what you’re watching. A 99 minute sprint to the finish and that short of a runtime just isn’t enough with how much movie there is to juggle. And yes, the fears are confirmed, Star Fox has a bigger and more prominent role in a Mario Galaxy Movie than Princess Rosalina and it’s very obvious why. It wasn’t enough to tell an amazing Mario story, nah, corporate needed to set up endless spinoffs and attempt to create yet ANOTHER cinematic universe. The parallels between this film and 2020s Scoob! are uncanny. You can jangle the keys all you want, but if it doesn’t make sense for the story, then it becomes pandering and obnoxious. It’s tiring, it’s exhausting and this kind of behavior can’t keep being rewarded. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is a crushing disappointment all around and Mario fans deserve so much better.

we’re not doing the “worse than AI” thing btw idc how bad the movie is

April Fools day makes the most unfunny people you know think they're comedians all of a sudden

@SirDustyDirks Yes

Are Fortnite outfits that are sculpted, textured, and rigged by human beings still considered AI generated?

"The Origin, Lost to the chrome" . oh my god they didnt dance around it they just SAID IT

@Ta5tyy2 I feel bad for whoever had to make that ugly thing in fortnite

I'm lowkey starting to like Joshu more than Narancia

@SuperE4__ I'm not surprised, they make alot of shit sound way worse than it is, i'd rather have a fun bad kinda movie than a straight up bad one

@Spitty6034 But also not painfully awful like some of these corny ass critics were saying

WTF WERE THOSE REVIEWS TALKING ABOUT MAN THAT WAS SO FUN

Ultra larp

I CANT TELL IF THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL JOKE OR NOT 😭

@simps13498 @ShiinaBR I never said it wasn't. But theres no chance you liked collecting those little bastards

@Spitty6034 @ShiinaBR That was your choice to stay up, doesn’t mean you decided for everyone

i speak for EVERYONE when i say that we need fortbytes for OG Season 9

@ChoctopusYT Miyamotos not letting you hit, stop glazing

"The story is bad" is a great way to say you've never played a (mainline) Mario game lol

@Getlucky12341 Bro get ttyd out of here. Mario teaches typing was right there

"It's a Mario Movie, you expected a deep story?" Yes.

I love you Arthur Morgan.

I want someone on my island thats just a total dick that everyone hates