Matthew Staff

@BenRogers223 None of them are a no from me haha

@Staff_Editor I’ve also had drunken debates about improving knockout football by binning extra time and having a shootout before the match. That way, the losing teams comes out all guns blazing knowing they can’t afford a draw. But I know it’s nonsense 😂

So it will still come down to millimetre margins that will elicit errors in real time (understandably) and take time to analyse with lines that nobody trusts during the VAR process. How is nobody realising that offside is offside, however you spin it? Low blocks though, yay.

@BenRogers223 I’m all ears 😂

@Staff_Editor Think it’s time to let me have a go at fixing football. My ideas are left field but they’ll improve watchability 😂

I obviously hope that my old little market town’s church is okay (and, thankfully, nobody was hurt), but I am - as ever - amused by the local coverage. Strong Mick Shipman vibes from this opportunist restaurateur.

@Peety_Editor @Radford666 If it was a house that the residents had no desire to sell, then I’d expect to be quoted a higher price. Start with a lower offer just in case, but if they rejected that I certainly wouldn’t then ‘wait’ for those residents to come to me. Why would they? They never wanted to move.

@Radford666 Grealish was never worth £100m Only time will tell what Isak is worth Would you offer full asking on a house nobody else was interested in, or would you start with an offer? Toon need to sell the lad and move on, embarrassed themselves enough this summer

Newcastle promise Isak he can leave this summer LFC’s initial British record offer rejected LFC sign Ekitike to replace Jota (RIP) “But Ekitike was our Isak replacement” Sesko joins United for less cash than Toon offer 8 players have now decided against joining NUFC this summer But it’s all LFC’s fault for not offering more money Premier League fanbase, Sunday League execs Looney Toons! 🤠

I want to buy your house. I know you love it & it’s not on the market, but I value it at £400k? £500k!? For a house that you own & want to keep? That’s not fair! Fine. Just contact me when you’re ready to sell the house you don’t want to leave. £400k remember. Hello? #Isak

@AdamP1242 Most direct replacements: Larsen or Woltemade. More versatile option would be De Ketelaere. The right physical profile for us, yet able to play either ‘9’ or ‘10’.

What striker would you actually want to see at Newcastle United alongside Yoane Wissa this summer ??? Most expensive options would be far down our transfer list so spending serious money on a “Isak replacement” could be a bad move long term ❌ #NUFC

@NebNostim In this case, making it seem outrageous that NUFC would renege on a spoken agreement all of a sudden. Why has nobody questioned why they would casually, verbally agree to letting their best player go for an unspecified fee 😂? Why would any fan believe that exchange took place?

If a buyer’s offer doesn’t reflect a seller’s value of any item, I don’t see why that’s ever contentious. Either the buyer meets the valuation, negotiates or finds an alternative. Truly baffled why the Isak situation has been made any more complex, nuanced or loaded than that.

@rebekkarnold 🏆: Liverpool 🐴 : Wolves ❌: Leeds 🤴🏼: Haaland 👶🏼: Kerkez 👀: Hato / Diouf ✍️: Wirtz ⚽️: Haaland 👨‍💼: Farke

Premier League 25/26 predictions: 🏆: Title winner 🐴 : Dark Horse ❌: Bottom of the table 🤴🏼: Player of the season 👶🏼: Young player of the season 👀: Player to watch ✍️: Signing of the summer ⚽️: PL golden boot winner 👨‍💼: First manager sacked

Jess Carter having the tournament she’d had, receiving the abuse she did, being trusted even still, and playing like that, sums it all up. A unity, gutsiness and self belief, driven by a completely unflappable manager, that we’ve simply not had with the men’s team. Legacy secured

Sarina Wiegman on Leah Williamson: "She really wants to play and she did everything to recover as quick as possible - and she has. She trained today and it means she is available tomorrow."

Sarina assessing her options for Italy tomorrow morning…

Absolutely huge from Lucy Bronze. Pure guts and durability while everyone else lost their nerve (and limbs) around her. Carried that team from start to finish tonight.

Didn’t realise how much I’ve missed just celebrating a goal until that Agyemang equaliser went in. Can always rely on the Lionesses to liven up a summer 👏 👏

Absolutely the most dangerous thing I could have seen mere seconds after arriving in Newcastle for the week. 💵 #adidasOriginals 🖤 🤍

Also seems absurd we have resuscitated this pathetic, defeatist, self-pitying narrative about the England shirt hanging heavy on the shoulders of the players. Southgate got rid of all that. We have sunk back into it in record time

@NUFCcook Player of the season: Burn Young player of the season: Livramento Goal of the season: Isak (CC final) Underrated player: Trippier (after going from very ‘rated’ to essentially ‘unrated’) Most improved player: Hall Manager rating /10: 9

Newcastle End Of Season* Awards Player of the season: Young player of the season: Goal of the season: Underrated player: Most improved player: Manager rating /10: (Some are gonna be tough) #nufc

Where’s the cue ball going?