Steve Thornton

@MOJO_BAR Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine?

@GwynneMP I get the message. But, at the end of the day, someone working minimum wage for a wank stain supermarket chain is going to have to clean that up

@Conservatives In which century?

Lower energy bills. Higher growth. Lower taxes. That's what we're delivering. #PMQs

@ToryFibs Can’t believe I’ve been getting it wrong all these years! Just put my application in for King of the Fucking World 🤞🏻 #wishmeluck

Tory Chairman just said. If you’re unhappy with your energy bill cut down on energy use or get a higher paid job. 👇🏻

Great Open Evening tonight @DeltaGoole Mrs Halliday is still the life and soul of the art department. Good little catch up, like I never left ✌🏻 #AwesomeArt

...endure and survive 🌿 A special #TheLastofUs trailer for a special #TLOUDay. It's been incredible journey with @HBO @HBOMax bringing @TheLastofUsHBO to television.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Tory Symbiosis - @KwasiKwarteng rolling homeless people out of sleeping bags

Look at these jackdaws pulling fur from this deer The deer seems to be moulting after winter, just in time for jackdaws to collect home making material for their own impending breeding season Symbiosis, stemming from the greek word for living together

@Stu_Gibson84 @myldn Be cooking his mate Maria next for sustenance and wearing her skin like a parka

@Steven_Thornton @myldn Couple of days camping and he's Bear fucking Grylls.

Mourner, 67, spending 10 days camping on London pavement admits he's cold, wet, hungry and only getting 3 hours sleep a night [THREAD] ⤵ bit.ly/3deivQW

@myldn ‘It’s been so long, John has forgotten what a bed is like.’ Short memory then John 🙄

⛺ Bernadette said: “Thirty-six hours of no sleep and here I am. It’s crazy but it’s worth it. She was the only leader on the planet that everybody knew, she was a grandmother to all of us” Read more: bit.ly/3deivQW

@MarleneBloom2 @KingSirdave @paulamc45 @lalauraru777 @BBCLauraKT As a member of the Royal Family I would assume that his ‘duty’ would be to not shag sex trafficked girls, not be friends with pedophiles but uphold the basic fundamentals of society. I can do it, as can so many others, and on a 30k wage

Johnson's legacy: he got the big calls wrong

@BBCLauraKT All those young uns quitting the avocado on toast is gonna cause a massive impact now innit

@MetroUK Never about saving lives was it, only money

Moderna is suing Pfizer – and its German partner BioNTech – after accusing its competitor of copying Moderna’s technology to make its own vaccines 💉 Let's discuss 👇 trib.al/9w8bmhP

£5604 a year…before price cap increases. We’re being bled dry 😂 country’s a joke, energy companies like @edfenergy are a joke…but remember they’re ‘here for you’ 👍🏻

@SkyNews @maddylratcliffe So Brexit then. You know you want to say it

BREAKING: There is a 'critical incident' going on at the Port of Dover with extremely long queues, the port's chief executive Doug Bannister has told Sky News. @maddylratcliffe has the latest. trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@MetroUK Employers know that if they were working from home they’d be tossing it off. Therefore their employees must be tossing it off. It’s like introducing laws to dissuade people from offending, then say being an MP and committing said offence

🗣️ ‘While it's clear not every job could be done remotely, it is nonsense to say that those who do work from home cannot be trusted – unless, of course, you have a low trust culture in your business, then you have a self-fulfilling prophecy.' 👇trib.al/u7ObpHE

The pandemic has proven that not only can people work from home, but they can do so effectively. So why is the topic of trusting employees still up for debate, especially by the likes of the Prime Minister? Let's examine 👇trib.al/u7ObpHE

@rainnwilson Big boobs with a z

@67thegeneral This is my MP too, block me on social media for raising issues #scum

This is my MP Andrew Percy. He voted for Tory Corruption #ToryCorruption

@demindblower As a guitarist, I’d love to know what he’s playing fretting on the wrong side of the capo

Has Boris Johnson ever told the truth?

@NaughtyNigel3 @itvnews Replace ‘nightclub owners’ with ‘members of parliament’ 👍🏻

Boris Johnson faced an immediate backlash over plans for Covid vaccine passports in clubs. Peter Marks, chief executive of REKOM UK, says the government has 'pointed the gun' at nightclub owners and are singling them out itv.com/news/2021-07-1…