B Zuka

『 “ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕤𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕀. “ 』 📌 [ Pinned Intro Post ] Rocket mentioned this would be good for me to have. For communications and adverting the store and whatnot. The name’s Zuka. Come swing by if you need new gear or tune ups.

@BoomboxEnjoyer // Take it slow. Interact where and when you can, if you want. We appreciate y’all who want to interact with us, regardless. So thanks for the support.

@StopNShopkeeper 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭

I want to interact with all the parody accounts im following but there's js sO FUCKING MANY HOW DO YALL EVEN FOLLOW A HUNDRED AND MORE??

@BR0KERPLUSHIE 「 He huffs quietly, shaking his head a bit while patting Broker’s back. 」 There. Just. Listen for a bit. Breathe.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « I – » 】 [ He stops talking , hugging you back , but not looking at you . ]

@StopNShopkeeper ] 【 « Hey , Zukes ? Im here . at your front door . » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE 「 He puts down his coffee before pulling Broker into a hug. 」 Alright, alright. Breathe. Feel my heart beat n’ hold onto me for a second, yeah?

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « Fake ! FAKE ! FAKE EVERYTHING ! FAKE GODS FAKE INPHERNALS FAKE THINGS — ! » 】 [ It yelps , pulling harder at his own hair . ]

@BR0KERPLUSHIE 「 He watches carefully, sipping his coffee. He’s not quite moving, just observing for now. 」 Fake in what sense?

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « . . I dont know . » 】 [ they groan , fiddling with his white and teal hair . ] 【 « Everything is fake , Zukes ! Everything is FAKE ! » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE …What, why are you drinking it all at once, huh? Coffee’s good for sitting and chatting. In a rush or something? 「 He takes a long sip of coffee. 」

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « . . Thank you . » 】 [ He mumbled, not really caring that its hot , he cant feel it anyways. and just drink it at once . ] 【 « . . . » 】

@Rxinbowlane Worst experience when delivering something.

//🦌- stealing this from other parodies

@BR0KERPLUSHIE I have a coffee ready for you, better come quick so it doesn’t get cold.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 «. . Right , whatever , i will see if father allows it . » 】

【 « .. - / .... ..- .-. - ... » 】

" You ARE real, you DO exist, and you matter a lot! <3 - 🎰 "

@BR0KERPLUSHIE …Well, perhaps you should stop by the shop.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 «. . Im– im in the church ! of course. Like all devoted followers should be to the True eye heal us ! » 】 【 «. . I need blood to come out – – » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE … Alright. So where are you /not/ then, huh? So I know where to avoid, obviously.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « Nothing NOTHING IS ERONG ! GO SWAY FROM ME ! » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE Don’t yell at me. What, you suddenly don’t want my attention? There’s definitely something wrong.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « NO ! » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE …Do you need some help, bud.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « Im NOT lying ! » 】 【 « Im -. --- - okay ! I cant feel pain ! So its okay ! .. / .-- .- -. - / - --- / -... .-.. . . -.. » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE Then why would you lie to me.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « Lying ? Lying is bad ! Lying is /forbidden/ ! Why would I lie ? Silly Zukes . » 】 【 « . . Ha. , haha . . » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE Yeahuh. Ya think you can lie through this one.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « Nothing ! I swear . Im good , i have always been good ! » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE Y’know what. Nevermind. What’s wrong Broker.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « Morse ? What morse ? » 】

@BR0KERPLUSHIE You know I was a soldier who knows Morse, right. What’s the problem.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « Im good ! I swear . » 】 .. / -.-. .- -. - / -.. --- / - .... .. ... / .- -. -.-- -- --- .-. .

@BR0KERPLUSHIE Somehow I don’t believe you.

@StopNShopkeeper 【 « Ah , uhm . Nothing ! Nothing at all . » 】