Sanford Sullivan

I knew I heard a chest in here somewhere. #imsohorny

Anyone here know I run a little bv account? #coldplay #fuck

More assets than you, wearing a watch you can’t afford, a country club food minimum you couldn’t swing, in a city you don’t live in, all on a boat you have no business being on.

Anyone else decline the WiFi share password for your boys? #fuckem

@Oliverklozov99 Really? Are you a serial killer?

Most underrated female body feature: collarbone.

Y’all think the saber gets into the bar? #idontknowyouanymore #thisisoutrageous

@YooSooHyunJin We are in proximity Soo

@ballspenis1438 Poco

@SullySellsSack Do you hablo ingles tho

I am now one of the minorities that fires up their engines when the rain starts. You’re welcome. #minoritysimulator

@pattynails2 Gonna Walter white dox you

@SullySellsSack Clean cut white kid from CT doing DoorDash? It’s a bubble. Sell everything.

Careful of the dog there, boss man. #neverforgetpearlhabor #dontgivemeapparently

@pattynails2 @LordSothk0tlrip @PGATUOR Talk yo shit.

@LordSothk0tlrip @PGATUOR You sound like you know a lot

Safe to say that LIV ruined Brooks

This room see a few women? Sure. Were they all winners? Not even close. #goodbye

Any ball knowers? #sure

@innisfreefein You have feminine finger nails.

@BtownBumBlaster I fucking hate that kid on the right. Hang him off the fratio.

#shrink the fuck out of these kids. Lemme pull up to wells and talk on the phone with my boy about how #ferda i will be this week. …Computers not even on pal

@BAGBUSTER69 What a fucking phag

Fuck yeah bro #grit #expand

A DUI might be cheaper

Maybe we just unite…. 😂

Top sorority came for a wine night. (Gas station only had citrus 6mg). #girlsarescary