Thomas Scalzo

Matt Farley is currently working on MOTERN MEDIA NO-JOKES ALBUM GUIDE, a book that chronicles the making of 60+ essential albums from the Motern Media catalogue.

It's official! EVIL PUDDLE is available for purchase on Vimeo. Support truly independent cinema!! vimeo.com/ondemand/evilp…

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It's hard to make a living as an artist, but Matt Farley has found a way. Farley has written and recorded more than 25,000 songs about pretty much everything. If you search for something on Spotify, chances are Farley has a song about it.

@MoternMedia Safe travels! Sorry I can’t be there!

Matt Farley is at the airport. Get ready, Toronto!!

Learn all about 'A Thousand Tries: The Best of The Big Heist' in our new interview with Motern Media's Matt Farley and Tom Scalzo: splittoothmedia.com/big-heist/

@bramruiter @MoternMedia Oh yeah.

@MoternMedia Shout-out to Tom's Tortoise shirt.

I’m hanging out at Salem Willows until 2pm to reminisce with everyone about last night’s legendary concert.

Back in 2008 @MoternMedia was declared Artist of the Millennium! It's now a race for 2nd place. Check out This Is My Millennium! by Moes Haven on Amazon Music music.amazon.com/albums/B001AKL…

Our new vinyl album is available! 12 perfect songs from The Big Heist. They sound amazing on vinyl! Support independent music by purchasing here: moternmedia.com/store

Reggie Miller bugs me even as an announcer. Starks forever.

@power_the_city Congratulations!

My beautiful transgender girlfriend asked me to marry her at Easter sunrise service & I said yes! We love each other AND Jesus (did you know that’s possible?), so I guess we’re making as many people mad on Twitter/X as possible today. 😉 #HappyEaster #TransDayOfVisibility 🏳️‍⚧️🌸🙏🏼

Ruins: Hyderomastgroningem

@Jma48Mitch I’ll do it.

who wants to write some lyrics for a 70s type pop song about two people meeting in a dog park? i have an unused music track with no vocals just titled 'Dog Park'. prize: songwriting credit when its released.

@JPMammoth1 @annnnn_nnnnnna Means glasses.

@annnnn_nnnnnna What does this line mean? "Take off your cheaters and sit right down"? Is that slang for a shoe or something?

“What if we wrote a song about a pedo who plays movies in his den for kids?”

@abutlerideas @MoternMedia Good choice.

@DanPort @MoternMedia True. Possible for Volume 2.

@MoternMedia Cut Me Open was robbed!

Did we pick the right 14 songs for this BEST OF collection? Sound off in the replies!

Perfect birthday gift:

@MoternMedia Good list. Maybe Radiohead next?

Top 5 U2 Albums 5. The Unforgettable Fire 4. Pop 3. Zooropa 2. The Joshua Tree 1. Achtung Baby

@MoternMedia Tom Waits next

Top Five Springsteen Albums: 5. Born to Run 4. The River 3. Nebraska 2. Born in the USA 1. Tunnel of Love