Josie

@Deathisreal99 @PolitlcsUK He's the best candidate tied with Lammy, to grab some tartan paint and a spirit level bubble.

@Synaptic_Kat @PolitlcsUK About all he is good for

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is travelling to the Middle East today to hold talks on reopening the Strait of Hormuz

@TheFamousArtBR The classic misanthropic lager. 🍻

How I live with all that hatred in my heart…

@Deathisreal99 @PolitlcsUK They'll ask him to go find a long weight

@PolitlcsUK Serving the drinks?

Probably time to dispense with terms like ‘left, right, far-left’ or ‘far-right’ now. All now rendered completely meaningless. Just use ‘sane, mental, utterly mental, batshit mental’ or ‘fucking mentalist’. It’ll make things so much easier… #CullExtremistHerds

Starmer in the Middle East peace talks

Taxing our way to prosperity!

@TheRealJamieKay Nobody in Restore Britain gives a shit.

Even though this is from an older podcast, Jimmy Carr’s take still hits different: “The Roman Empire didn’t fall. It became the Church.” And the British Empire? According to Jimmy, it didn’t collapse either — it simply turned into a bank. We handed the colonies back with a polite “sorry about that,” then offered to “hold” all their money safely in the City of London. Roman Empire → Vatican British Empire → Global financial hub Empires don’t die. They just rebrand. Still one of the most provocatively entertaining history takes I’ve heard. What’s your favourite “history didn’t end, it just changed form” observation?

This is simultaneously the funniest and most relatable reel I’ve ever seen in my life

FORECAST: % white British by the 2051 and 2101 Census under the following policies: 🔴Labour: 51.9% & 28.7% 🟢Green: 44.5% & 20.3% 🔵Tory: 56.8% & 36.6% 🟣Reform: 64.2% & 49.1% ⚫️Restore Britain: 83% & 90.4% Restore or replacement. H/T @based_data_uk

@HeadWarriorTWM There is no other..snickers absolutely.

Best chocolate bar. Snickers. Go

@thesundaysport Labour are debt junkies telling you they're gonna get clean and look! They sorted you out a few favours, so just give them some tick. They'll sort it 😬

To be fair, you can't argue with that. Because she's turned replies off.

@NotFarLeftAtAll "Investing in our communities" Which ones? Marginalised, with lived experience and a massive hard on for emotional dysregulation and 6th form politics?

Zack is so power hungry he just jumps on every bandwagon going for votes You can see why they chose him to be leader … no shame at all

@HeadWarriorTWM Im going to hell but am okay with that 😂

Do not laugh

Election campaign training day for the Lib Dems begins.

🚨Rupert Lowe on BBC Newsnight SLAMS Nigel Farage for Running a Cult and Trying to Politically Assassinate Him! Rupert Lowe exposes Nigel Farage and the real reason he tried to politically assassinate him. It all changed when Elon Musk publicly praised Lowe and was noticeably less complimentary about Farage. As Lowe explained, “that hurt Nigel.” Farage has a long history of this: whenever someone becomes too tall a poppy in his orbit, he tends to cut off the head of the poppy. Lowe didn’t mince words: “I think Nigel’s running a cult and I think it’s the cult of Nigel. Anyone who has a different opinion is effectively expunged from the cult.”

Have you ever seen a witch use magic to stop a landslide before?

Man rants about Artemis 😂

@darrengrimes The UK would really benefit if the tripartite of idiocy began anti psychotic meds.

Mad Miliband genuinely believes that countries are looking at the UKs sky high energy prices in some sort of amazement. Is he really that delusional?

Climate crank caves-in...