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@Busbyx4 “Account based in Belgium” for fuck sake 🤣🤣

Literally no fucker wants this apart from E-Reds..

@imfat Writing my shopping list

You’re offered 6M to do a single line of coke, wyd??

@RichmanSekatane @lauriewhitwell Because he’s fucking shit

@lauriewhitwell Laurie, you should advise some of the scouts please. Why didn’t they take Meslier 😭

EXCL: Karl Darlow close to signing for Manchester United. Goalkeeper, 35, will provide support for Senne Lammens with Altay Bayindir expected to depart. Darlow leaves Leeds as a free agent, making rare switch from Elland Road to Old Trafford ⬇️ #MUFC nytimes.com/athletic/73442…

Every little helps! 🙏🍀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽

@Rayadimous @TheFootyFeed Warra win 🤣 infantino tried to lick your arseholes clean and you still got fucked. Safe journey, cunt.

@TheFootyFeed You were against the ropes all the fucking game you fucktard! A humble national team beat the crap out of your elite team! You should be worried not arrogant…

HAHAHAHA AZTECA THIS AZTECA THAT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 shove your altitude up your arse taco shaggers

@UTDspink @GitahiJcgitahi @markgoldbridge Maybe because Anderson isn’t worth £130 fucking million, maintain that energy when he’s flopped at city.

@GitahiJcgitahi @markgoldbridge Big intent ? I guess we said we wanted Elliot Anderson and made no advances. We got them funds but where the urgency to get one of the top guys for that midfield.

Describe Manchester United’s current transfer window so far using only ONE word.

@Jamesww8n4 @GermanStrands @RockstarGames Yet you’ll still pay for it 🤷🏻

@GermanStrands After the backlash of no physical disc and they want $80 for just a code. There probably won't be another GTA game unless they change their act you hear us @RockstarGames

Once GTA 6 drops, there's a good chance we won't see another GTA game until after 2040. LET THAT SINK IN.

@joners1899 What a bellend

immer noch mein lieblings video

@sabriamcaparodi Good weight loss plan🤷🏻

🟥 Filistinli mahkûm Ali Asaad Amro 2 yıl İsrail hapishanelerinde geçirdikten sonraki hali Öncesi. Sonra

Madueke still has time to buy himself an e-bike and go phone snatching in Central London

@Welsh_Turkey Fairly sure the US price is before tax. Most likely very similar in the end. 90 quid isn’t bad to be fair, they could’ve charged £120+ and got away with it

It feels like a little bit of a rip off that in the UK they are charging us £89.99 when $99.99 is the equivalent to £75.96 in a direct currency exchange. #gta6

@Keir_Starmer In the meantime do you want to address the country about the findings of the rape enquiry?

@rabbimoishe @Sup3rbobb

Doctors did a great job with that scar he had

@FinanceBan42505 @Hussain10Aqib @fredsz_ Soft lad🤣 fucking behave yourself you daft cunt🤣🤣

@TC88895 @Hussain10Aqib @fredsz_ Don't go picking fights you can't win then soft lad

If a police officer hit my mom in front of me I’d send them to the shadow realm no hesitation lol fair play lads

@RT_AFChb @GTFC1990 @ellis_platten See you in may bud.

@TC88895 @GTFC1990 @ellis_platten For what a man united 3rd place finish if they are lucky lol yous will cripple next season

Have a weird feeling that Arsenal win by 3 or 4 tonight. No reason, just vibes.

@mickeya100 Only because you couldn’t do it to a United fan in public you shitbag🤣

My son is wearing a Man U top as part of an experiment to see how people react. So far, he has been spat on, punched twice, kicked 3 times and verbally abused. It'll be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house 🙂🙂

@NserekoColline @guapman_7 @ESPNUK You only need 6 league titles and 3 champions leagues to catch up now pal, see you in another 30 years x

@guapman_7 @TC88895 @ESPNUK I don't want shame

People all been asking the same thing... Why is Vitinha's tongue always blue? 😂👅

@NserekoColline @ESPNUK 🤣 catch up buddy

@TC88895 @ESPNUK

@NserekoColline @ESPNUK

@ESPNUK He has blue Saliva, it's a rare condition caused by lifting trophies while your national teammate from Manchester remain trophyless every season.

@jcsession @_TheSuper7_ @terryflewers Cry about it

@_TheSuper7_ @terryflewers It’s ok just ask the premier league for a special exemption to FFP again and they’ll bend over backwards for you

Lewis Hall to Manchester United is ON✅