POV: Michael found out about your undewear stealing habits and now you're all bruised up in your own bathroom getting exactly what you wanted 🥰
Too bad he won't let you touch a single hair on his 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 body 😮💨
Hey you fuckin pervert!! I said you only were allowed to sniff it.
Uuhnngh, you owe me money then . .
Ignore deadpool pulling out his camera and snapping pics.
His dad keeps nagging him to get a job.. Lucky for Michael some dude said he could work at his bro-thel?
Ehh.. fuck it he needs money!
𝙃-𝙃𝙀𝙔! 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝘿𝘼 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙔 𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝙅𝙊𝘽 𝙄𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎!? 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙈𝙀 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙋𝙄𝘿 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆'𝙉 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙇!
Man... he still remembers the first time he felt up his own 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐆..
Ofcourse he had to film the whole day of his 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐇 and share it with anyone that asked!
Poor 𝐊𝐈𝐃 lost half his 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 in 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐓 that day 😵💫
Michael's guidance counselor asked if he had any back up plans just incase sports doesnt work out
She was so touched when he said 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄!
Turns out he's a big 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐈𝐄 when it comes to 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 the next gen ❤️
If that 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐆 aint enough to fill yer 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓 with 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐖𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒 then he'll make sure to 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 his load straight past yer fuck'n cervix 💞
Tell ur cuck hubsand he has 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐒~!
𝙃-𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆'𝙉 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆! 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝘽𝙀 𝙎𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙎𝙉𝘼𝙋!
Should've listened dude..
Now ur bricked leaking in ur pants cause your dad's on video getting his 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐓 caved in by a 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑 😮💨
𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐂𝐊 🗣
Just make one post talking about 𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐖𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒 with some old guy and his son to get sum 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ‼️
All these 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐒 can't help but crave ur 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐃 bro 🤤
All I want for valentine's is the chance to 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐏 my 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒 out of an 𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 and his 𝐒𝐎𝐍'𝐒 mouth 😮💨
Is that too much to ask?
Oh well.. I guess I can always ring 𝐈𝐂𝐄 if they try to resist~