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Sir. Getoffmydickerson III
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Sir. Getoffmydickerson III
@TaaBeTweeting
talking to myself because I am my own consultant 🏄🏿♂️
New Jersey شامل ہوئے Ekim 2011
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Sir. Getoffmydickerson III ری ٹویٹ کیا
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You can unlock the ability to do this irl too, but it works only for a 24 hour period after getting a fresh line up
kayra@burreauvx
OHA
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Sir. Getoffmydickerson III ری ٹویٹ کیا
Sir. Getoffmydickerson III ری ٹویٹ کیا
How Japanese people imagine a encounter with a black person
カミツレ@7korobi___8oki
黒い人、うちの近所での遭遇率どんどん上がっとる。 骨格も筋肉のつき方もレベルが日本人とは全く違う。 わたし細身なので組み伏されたら秒で終わる。 自分の死因予想に異国人からの暴力がラインクインしてくるとは。 数年前までは想像してなかったわ。 有為転変だわ、、、
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Sir. Getoffmydickerson III ری ٹویٹ کیا
My brother didn’t miss a beat, why can’t some people mind the business that pays them? I applaud the way he handled Mr Nosy Ass😂😂😂😂😂
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“saturday wrestlemania niggas” has entered the lexicon
Public Enemies Podcast@PublicEnemiesHQ
Jey Uso beating the shit outta Cam on It Is What It Is wasn’t on my bingo card, but it was hilarious nonetheless 😭😂 Mase didn’t swing on him or anything
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Sir. Getoffmydickerson III ری ٹویٹ کیا
Sir. Getoffmydickerson III ری ٹویٹ کیا
80 degrees in NYC and I’m shoulder checking Europeans all over Times Square never kys
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Sir. Getoffmydickerson III ری ٹویٹ کیا
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Grift money ran out
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Variety@Variety
Dave Chappelle says he resents how "the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing. That’s not what I was doing." "I was on Capitol Hill, and everybody ran up to take pictures with me from every congressional office. And I just take pictures with whoever asked... At first, it was CBC people. Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline.’ So I just took the picture. And then she posted the picture and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders.’ Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me.” (via NPR's Newsmakers) variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…
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when the water starts getting up to your ankles
Variety@Variety
Dave Chappelle says he resents how "the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing. That’s not what I was doing." "I was on Capitol Hill, and everybody ran up to take pictures with me from every congressional office. And I just take pictures with whoever asked... At first, it was CBC people. Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline.’ So I just took the picture. And then she posted the picture and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders.’ Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me.” (via NPR's Newsmakers) variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…
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LeBron played against the Kids Next Door, and is currently getting ready for his 56th playoff series 22 years later
LeBron Vault@TheBronVault
LeBron vs The Kids Next Door 2004 Rare commercial
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Heat only playing 83 games this season to respect Bam. Salute
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too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener
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How they finna be in practices
Legion Hoops@LegionHoops
JUST IN: Azzi Fudd goes No. 1 overall to the Dallas Wings, and will join her girlfriend Paige Bueckers on the same WNBA team
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