Elizabeth Culver Edwards aka Table4Five

@budlight Oh, Bud Light. Whomever captioned this tweet, it's Bud Lights. Plural. You used the possessive and the much-misused apostrophe. Please hire an ad agency with an English major.

@FairlyOddMother I got at least 2 of those flip cameras in sponsor swag bags. No idea what I did with them!

@BlazesAccount @TheOnlyDetox The ONLY appropriate use of the letter X!

Elon deciding what letter is best to rename Twitter to

I've played 2 games and guessed them both in four moves!

how do I share my Wordle game? screenshot?

@nathanwpyle I think El!zabeth works nicely.

if you had to insert an exclamation point in your first name where would you add it (it can’t be added to the end)

Hi Cassandra, found you from Buzzfeed. It's always great to meet another person who understands that since the acronym is Graphic Interchange Format, and NOT Giraffic Interchange Format, GIF is pronounced with a hard G. I'm here to die on this hill if necessary.

Or like how Amy Schumer comes up with everyone else's jokes.

@Mark_Dubs Death Horse was the name of my college punk band 🤣

@NoContextBrits I don't know what I expected the bread to look like but it wasn't this so thanks for the unexpected outburst I had 🤣🤣🤣

Sliced bread was invented in 1928. People in 1927:

@hannastasia @ChrisQRG1917 @WB_Baskerville The photos make it seem like a debutante ball.

@ChrisQRG1917 @WB_Baskerville A fancy event put on by our local KKK, of which Ellie Kemper was once the Queen of Love and Beauty theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

Every once in a while I remember that the Veiled Prophet Ball exists and that everything True Detective season 1 was about is real

@natlawyerchic I just became a Chicklet! I'm in Michigan so I especially love your videos from some of our judges 😉

Fourteen years of mostly forgetting to tweet, but hey, I'm still here #MyTwitterAnniversary

@AmyMcCreadyPPS How old are they?

@SpeakerPelosi @sfpelosi @60Minutes Watching your 60 Minutes interview. You must have been so scared. Would a virtual hug and our best wishes from Michigan help? 🤗

Wednesday’s attack on our democracy was intended to scare us away from carrying out our duties as the people’s representatives. We will not let them succeed. We are committed to our work #ForThePeople. @60Minutes

@Wendys_Garden I was about to tweet just the word "Exhausted."

Google Translate Songs with Meghan Trainor, Megan's chorus is this: 👱‍♀️🐟🐟, 🐟🐟, 🚫😲 youtu.be/EqfjWmojMHs via @YouTube

@USAO_MIE I don't know which Michiganders you mean, but I promise you that we want to be safe. I'd prefer my two adult sons who both work full time not be exposed to COVID. We're fine ordering take-out & watching movies at home. Why take chances with a virus that kills people?

On June 23, I wrote to Gov Whitmer and urged her to work cooperatively with the Legislature to reopen Michigan safely and address the many concerns that Michiganders have had about restrictions on their liberties. This decision upholding the rule of law now allows that to happen.

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary 13 years!

@boxycharm I always do complexion first.