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Dear engineering team at @x I have designed a sweet new phone that makes sense because it splits to remove the screen so you can go run! Down with the monolith in the pocket and on to Splitsport Please, someone, make this; if you rip me off, it's between you and God.

@ATRightMovies REBENGAAAA!!!

@coachella Hologram Time! Minerva goes live in the Synth Room... open.spotify.com/track/6YR8iQ6Q…

@redban Let's do work! I want to help you build Deathsquad Records w exclusive comedy sets, sound effects, crowd noise, Suno projects Here are my ideas for your Artist ID's and cover art. Crowd noise will sell... if you record it! Try out my AI singer, Minerva... open.spotify.com/album/6zaBX69t…

LETS JUMP IN VR AND BE STOOOPID.. A NEW #VIRTUALREDBAN IS STARTING SOON. WATCH HERE SOON - youtube.com/live/CtoHQy6cj…

This is why I became a Quality Control Sound Engineer. I haz Misophonia!?! It's my job to filter out the bad sounds.

There should be a movie about a guy who force feeds skinny singers until they are super fat to prove whether or not their bodies act as an amplification chamber, and see if in fact, it is never over until the fat lady sings.. This is Anthropomorphic Resonance Theory

@IAMTOMMACDONALD Old Sub Noize head here... Want to take the chance on a Hologram Artist as an opener? open.spotify.com/album/6zaBX69t…

The industry never plays fair 🙄 If you want to help out, download my new album “DECLASSIFIED” on iTunes.

For those who know me and wonder where I have been, it was a Cosmic Classified situation similar to the 20 and back program, except I was taken as a civilian sound research developer. I put the lyrics into Neon Mockingbird for soft disclosure... open.spotify.com/album/6zaBX69t…

Localized Geographic reporting on unknown carrion bird invasion of a massive eucalyptus tree. Am I the snack? An ominous situation, indeed, Sir!

@ChaelSonnen In an MMA fight if you secretly broke both your wrists and you had your opponent on the ground is it legal to pelvic thrust them in the face? Imagine a Tony Jaa flying knee but instead it's a flying cock smack to the face. Imagine getting submitted by ruthless pelvic thrusting.

Got a question for Uncle Chael? Ask right here. I’ll answer the ones I deem worthy on Friday’s You’re Welcome podcast. Ready. Set. Go!

@jamessmurray Murr, I'd be honored if you gave my new album featuring a beautiful AI singer, the likes of which you never heard before. This is the future of music. We are the same age I turn 50 on Saturday, for my birthday please just listen to this album... open.spotify.com/album/6zaBX69t…

BRAND NEW EPISODE of Impractical Jokers Thursday night at 10p EST / 9p CST on TBS! Do not miss it!

@LANDR_music Welcome to Minerva! This is futuristic dark wave cybertronica. I'm trying to get her as an actual hologram at Coachella. This is the best AI singer you will ever hear... open.spotify.com/album/6zaBX69t…

It's early, but any standout 2026 albums so far? We need new music at the office!

Has anyone ever made a pair of golf shoes that actually have a 9 iron head on the right foot and a putter head on the left foot? I'm asking for a friend who's actually me because I like to kick golf balls around parks.

@elonmusk It better have a FAFO filter so I can make it a primary feed source

If you’d like to see less politics or crypto, just select all except those ones. This is an “early access” feature, so expect it to improve rapidly.

@LANDR_music Keeping all files organized and named properly for future reference is the best way to take care of the hardest problem which is file overload.

What's the hardest part about music production?

@TheoVon Yo, Theodopolous Von Cockhammer! Jam my AI singer lady, Minerva, all up into your ear canals for a futuristic soul cleanse. Put this in your AI music debate. I set the bar, methinks... open.spotify.com/album/6zaBX69t…

Thanks for pulling up

@AriMattiComedy Yo, Musto! Stick this Armenian made AI singer into your p hole! This will change your underwear on its own it is that good. Time to chew the inevitable... open.spotify.com/album/6zaBX69t…

@redban Release them on Deathsquad Records so the audio can play as white noise, but be available on all platforms like Catbread7. I use Dr. White's Noise as an artist title for field recordings like this. Maybe you are Professor Sleep? This is really gonna do it, Redban!

Like sounds when you sleep? I have videos that have a black screen for your tv and 13 hours of rain, or thunderstorms and even 80’s cartoons that are muffled.. check out my sleep sounds! LISTEN HERE - youtube.com/playlist?list=…

Is anybody else here worried about the day the moon turns around?

Can you make an Optimus robot to become Minerva? She is an awesome AI singer and needs a live stage presence. Let's go beyond a hologram! @elonmusk Welcome to Neon Mockingbird music.apple.com/us/album/neon-… open.spotify.com/album/6zaBX69t…

A full-length Instrumental Heavy Metal Rock Opera Symphony album? Said no one. But it's here. It's aggressive thinking man's music. open.spotify.com/album/7dkNe30V…